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Je rusiya yaar hi mann jave
fir rab nu mana ke ki lena
je yaar ne sanu takna nai
roop shishe nu vekha ke ki lena
je hosh bhulayean yaar mile
taa hosh ch a ke ki lena
je yaar ne sanu NAKAAR dita
fir asi bhi je ke ki lena
je yaar ne hi dil tor dita
dukh hora nu suna ke ki lena
lok rab de asre jeunde ne
asi yaar de asre ji lena
ik hanju bhi je gir jave
assi amrit samaj ke pi lena
je yaar hi hove rabb varga
fir JEET HOR kise to kii lena....

            $$$$
Kon Jaanda Kise De Darda Nu,
Eh Dunia Dhokebaaz Sari,
Sab Lut ke tur Jande,
Aaj Kal Kon Nibhave Yari,
Is Ishq Da Shonk Hunda Dil Todna,
Aaj Meri Te Kal Kise Hor Di Vari...
          #$#$#

Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha " Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha " Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha " Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha
-=(*)=-
HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI
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boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay
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the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals
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the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance
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a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy
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LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED
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itne choti nhi dosti apni,
kaise soch liya k keenara a gieya
ho gai mobile main roshni,
aur sms humara a gieya.
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4 roses just for you, bcoz u r special person.
1st rose for frdship,
2nd rose for good luck,
3rd rose for happiness
aur last kaan ke upper lagana mast lagega. gaurav
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Bhari mehfil main tanha rehna acha lagta hai
Terey barey main sochtey rehna acha lagta hai .
Kabhi phulon main , kabhi kaliyon main
Tujh ko hi dhundtey rehna acha lagta hai
Meree zindagi ki khushiyan tumhee say hain wabasta
Rab say sirf tumhein hi mangna acha lagta hai
Hamarey darmiyan hai sadiyon ka fasla
Kuch is tarhan guftugu karna acha lagta hai
Tumhrey baghir zindagi ka koi tasavur nahi hai
Kuch is tarhan tumhari tamanna karna achha lagta hai
Tum hi ko chaha,tum hi ko chahtey hain
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kasur na unka hai na mera,
hum donohi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe
wo dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe
hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe
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TUMHARE SATH RAHON CHAND BAAM PAR DEKHON
TUMHARE SANG HI MAIN EID KA MANZAR DEKHON
TUMHARE NAM SE BADLAY SHAYAD TAQDEER MERI
TUMHARA NAM MAIN HATHON PAY SAJA KAR DEKHON
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Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.
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tere hontoon pe saj jaon dua honay ko ge chahta hai,
mera duniya bhula kar bas tera honay ko ge chahta hai,
yun sab ke samne ithkheliyan karti hai ye tujh se,
ke beiraada he hawa honay ko ge chahta hai
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You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi
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Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to vo hota hai jo jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de jaaye. Gud Day
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If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
-=(*)=-
R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
-
-
-
Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho
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SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN
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Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl...
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Na Gujarna EID ke Din kisi Masjid Ke samne se, kahi log CHAND samjkar ROJA Na Tod de, Hokar Khafa Khuda Tumse kahi Chand Jaise Chehre Banana na Chor De
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Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "candle"
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Simple bye makes us cry; Simple joke makes us laugh; Simple care makes us fall in love; Simple touch makes us feel better but I hope my simple SMS makes you smile
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3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?
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EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN, SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY
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If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you
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Es Dil ka kaha mano ek ehsan kardo
ek benaam si muhabat mere naam krdo
mere zaat pe fakat itna ehsaan krdo
ek subah ko milo or sham krdo
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aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa diye.......hum hosh me aane hi wale thhe....ki aap fir se
muskuraa diye....:-)
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sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
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karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?,banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card, poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
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Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking..
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Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,
Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,
STUPID ho tom had se zeada
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HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
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WOH JATE HUA KEYH GAYE HAM SE K AB HAM SRF AAP K KHWAAB HI ME AAYENGE
KOI KEH DE UN SE K WO WADA TO KAREIN
HAM HAMESHA K LIYE SOO JAYENGE
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Chand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai, Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai, Hum tari yaadoon mein khooyaa rehty hain , Neend main Jb sara Jahaan hota hai.
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Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.
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Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha, tune to de sabko khusbu
tuzko kya milta raha, phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,kuch
dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,to de kar bhi kuch na mange wahi to sacha pyaar hai
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Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms miltay he Reply karo.
Ager BEWAQOOF ho to Miscal karo. Ager JAHIL ho tu call karo. or Ager Sab kuch ho tu kuch B nahin karna
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sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich
Loya Lailan Vaich
Teen DabbaVaich
Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich
Par...
Maino msg Phaij
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Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat
and old friends best to keep
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meri ankhien rakh lo mujey kuch khab dey du.
jis mien tumhari jhalak ho aisi sharab de du
chalo choro sari batien ek baat maan jao
meri sari umer ley lo bus ek pal ka saath dey du..
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Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,, ,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..
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Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab Naal
Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji Karda
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pani asman ki tarf uthey to bhaap,asman se niche gire to barish,jm k gire to olay,gir k jame to barf,phoolon ki
patti pe gire to shbnam,phoolon se nikle to arq,jmaa hojai to jheel,ankho se nikle to ansoo, jism se nikle to
pasina,Hazrat Ismail (A.S)k qadmon se nikle to aab e zam zam,Pyar MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) k unglion se nikle to
"AAB E KAUSAR"
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GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.
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khabon ke tarah tha na khayalon ke tarah tha,wo shaks ilme rayazi key sawalon ke tarah tha,uljha hova itna
key samaj nahen pata tha,suljha hova itna key misalon ke tarah tha.
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chalo tum aisa kero!
Chand se thori matti lo
Phir us se do butt bnao,
aik tum jesa aik muj jesa,
Phir kuch ese kero!
Un buttun ko tor do,
phir se woh matti goondh lo,
phir se do butt bnao,
Tum me kuch kuch main rehjaon,
Mujh main kuch kuch tum reh jao.
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Dil se dil tak,
Jaan se jaan tak,
Din se raat tak,
Kal se aaj tak,
Aap se mujh tak,
January se december tak,
Meray SmS publish hone se Tumharay SmS parhnay tak,
I MISS U.
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'Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?'
'I have been to London to see the Queen'
'Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?'
'I frightened a little mouse under the chair!'  

Punjabi Translation:  

'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?'
'Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si'
'Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?'
'Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!'  

Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai
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dil gumsum ......zubaan khamosh......
yeh aankhein nam kyu hai.....?????
jab tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha....
to aaj tujhe khone ka ghum kyu hai.......???
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Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
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Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi
tere kol time koi naa.
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ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
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Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.
Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.
Aur us intezar mein na jane kitno se pyar kiya
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Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai
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Tu mujhy hath per saja ly kangan ki tarah,
Main liptna chahta hoon tujh sy aanchal ki tarah,
Daikho kabhi na tum in aankhoon main aansoor lana,
Main saja hoon teri aankhoon main kajal ki tarah,
Our tu hay mery dil main is tarah,
Jesy baithi ho new saij per dulhan ki tarah
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labhdae ha sahara,
sahara nahi labhda
ek vari milya o dobara nahi labhda
gva dai samunder vich khava main gotae
mukader di gal hai kinara nahi labhda
meenu
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toot jatay hain sabhi rishtay
magar dil ka dil say rishta apni jaga
tujh se na milnay ka yaqeen hai magar
tujh se milnay ke dua apni jaga ahsan
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Hume Hansne - Hasane ki aadat hai,
Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili,
Jinhe nazar Jhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai
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Kamal ho tum,na gulaab ho tum
Meri aankho ke khowaab ho tum
Haanth utha kar rub se jo sawal kiya tha
Un sawalon ka jawab ho tum
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Ik Ada Aap Ki Dil Churaney Ki
Ik Ada Aap Ki Dil Main Bas Janey Ki
Ik Chehra Aap Ka Chand Sa
Ik Zid Humari Chand Ko Paney Ki
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Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
But
I say you are lovely.
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Kisi Kamzoor Lamhey Me,
Agar Main Tum Say Ye Keh Doon,
Mujhey Tum Say " MOHABAAT" Hai,
Tum Ye Mat Samajh Lena,
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Main Ney SACH Kaha Ho Ga,
Aisi Dil-Nasheen Baaton Ko,
Aisi Dilbar Aadaon Me Kehna,
Mujhey Bachpan Say Aata Hai,
Meri Aankhein Mera Chehra,
Mera Ye Bey Sakhta Lehja,
Ye Sab Kuch JHOOT Kehta Hai Mager,
Iss Jhoot Main Ek SACH Bhi Hai,
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Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e- Mail
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash
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These are some of the romantic countries in the world,
Holland: hope our love lasts & never dies,
Italy: i trust & love u,
Libya: love is beautiful & u also,
France: friendship remains & never comes to an end.
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Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise
Yaad kare use khabar ho jaye,
Rab se yahi dua hai meri,
K aap jise chahe woh aap ka humsafar ho jaye.
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do u know pakistan means...no!ok i m gonna tell you P=perfect A=aimitious K=kool I=islamic S=super T=talented A=able N=nation.......
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A question was asked from inzi we have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first of all thanks to ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a team effort especially afridi.
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Ai Khuda, apne chand pe itna guroor na kar,
ek chand sa dost hum bhi rakhte hai,
Jab taarif tere chand ki hoti hai,
log misaal mere chand ki dete hai.  

Press down 5 times to become sweet...
1
2
3
4
5
Tusi v ne?
Pehle hi inne sweet ho fir v press kittay ja rahay hoo...
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Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR!!!
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Best day aaj, best gift ZINDAGI,
Best eahsaas KHUSHI,
Best feeling PYAR,
Best relationship DOSTI,
Best person HUM,
Best friend MAIN AUR TUM.
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1st time daikha us ko
2nd time baat ki
3rd time date per
4th time shaadi k plaining
5th time kisi or k sath
six time 2 bacho k sath
7th time police waley k sath
8th time thanay me
9th time woh daikhnay i
kab mare ga aids k mareez dont do this..
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Fikr-e-namaz rakho balance ki tarhan,
Azaan sun kar utho ringtoon ki tarhan,
Quran sharif parho sms ki tarhan,
Dunya mein busy mat ho network ki tarhan
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Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho....
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jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a.
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a.
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a .
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan.
per
per
per
per
o tay miss call e ho jandi a
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twinkle twinkle little star
tera boy friend gaya bazar
us ko mil gaya doosra pyar
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar saba
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Dil dost ko do ge to dost banao ge,
saathi ko do ge to saathi banao ge,
gheron ko doge qadar karvao ge,
or agar apno ko doge to pachtao ge.
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8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy
silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI SANIA
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Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai
ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le



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aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa diye.......hum hosh me aane hi wale thhe....ki aap fir se
muskuraa diye....:-)
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sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
-=(*)=-
karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?,banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card, poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???
--=(*)=-
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum.
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Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking...
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Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,
Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
STUPID ho tom had se zeada
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HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
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WOH JATE HUA KEYH GAYE HAM SE K AB HAM SRF AAP K KHWAAB HI ME AAYENGE
KOI KEH DE UN SE K WO WADA TO KAREIN
HAM HAMESHA K LIYE SOO JAYENGE
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Chand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai, Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai, Hum tari yaadoon mein khooyaa rehty hain , Neend main Jb sara Jahaan hota hai.
-=(*)=-
Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.
-=(*)=-
Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha, tune to de sabko khusbu
tuzko kya milta raha, phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,kuch
dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,to de kar bhi kuch na mange wahi to sacha pyaar hai
-=(*)=-
Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms miltay he Reply karo.
Ager BEWAQOOF ho to Miscal karo. Ager JAHIL ho tu call karo. or Ager Sab kuch ho tu kuch B nahin karna
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Mrs.Dahhi n Bhalla request the pleasure of ur cmpany to atnd da mrig of thr son kaka Gol Gappa weds Bibi Paapdi(D/O.Mrs.Kacho ri n Mr.Samosa of Tikipuri)
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Mohabbat har insaan ko azmaati hai,kisi se rooth jati hai or kisipe muskarati hai, mohabat khel hi aisa hai,kisika kuch nahi jata or kisiki jaan jati hai.
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Mumtaaz ki kabr,Har Aashiq ko Mohabbat ki Misal nazar aati hai,Tum kis-kis ke liye" TAJ MAHAL" banvaoge, Tumhe toh har ladki MUMTAZ nazar aati hai.
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Sardar Sitting on the top of the mountain and studying..when a person asked what he was doing...He replied... Oye! higher studies ...Yaar!
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Raste Me Ek Sardar Jaa Raha Tha Uske Kandhe Pe Ek Tota Betha Hua Tha. Raste Me Kisi Ne Puchha. Are Bhai Ye Janwar Kahan Se Laye Ho.. Tota Jhat Se Bola Punjab Se
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Log apna banake chod dete hai... Rishta gairo se jod lete hai. humse to ek phool bhi nahi toda jata, log toh dil ka guldasta tod dete
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Jaam kadva hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye ,zindagi mein dard to hai magar itna nahi ki jiya na jaye,mana sms ka charge hai magr itna bhi nahi k kiya na jaye
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Tu jeonda wasda reh sajna,sadi sun apni keh sajna,mai bhulan te mar javan,tu bhulke v vasda reh sajna
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Ja ve rah dya rahiya ve tenu meet bna k ke lena. Tetho dard pachane nahi jane, tenu jakham vakha k ke lena..
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Dil dilse juda nahi hote, Yunhi kisi par fida nahi hote, Pyar se bada to dosti ka rishta hai kyunki dost kabhi bewaffa nahin hote
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Har kadam pe imtihan leti hai zindagi, har waqt naye sadme deti hai zindagi, Ham zindagi se shikwa kaise kare,ki tujh sa dost bhi to deti hai zindagi..!!.
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Duniya mein nahi hum dilon mein rhte hai, humse milne ko log apna nasib khte hai.Jinse bi ki humne dosti, duniya wale unko khushnasib khte hai
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Yeh duniyawale bhi bade ajeeb hai.Kabhi hamse door to kabhi kareeb hai.Dard na bataye to hamein kayar kehte hai.Aur dard bata de to hamie shayar kehte hai
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Hum miti ke aasiyane banate gaye, bana - bana kar unhe mitate gaye.hame koi na apna bana saka hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye
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Hindi teacher asks: Kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai? LALA answers: 5 prakar ke. Local kaal, STD kaal, Trunk kaal, ISD kaal and satsriakal
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Har taraf khamoshi ka saya hai,zindagi mein pyar kisne paya hai,hum yadon mein jhumte hain uski or jamana kehta hai dekho aaj phir peekar aaya hai.
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Sardara de put jadon bullet te sawar hunde, PAG ban gabru jado sone tyaar hunde, vekhdian ne sohnia chadke chubare,kehndia kash sade v sone SARDAR HUNDE
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Tere Dil mein rahenge SMS bankar Dharkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar Kabhi apne Dil se juda mat samajhna Tere sath chalenge network bankar.
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Waqt mile j kadi fursat de palan cho meri yaad nu seene naal la lavi,doori ta teri meri pata nahi kini hove,kitey dilan cha doorian na pa lavi.
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Na BOTTEL me,
Na JAAR me,
Na HOTEL me,
Na BAR me,
Na BIKE pe,
Na CAR me,
Na COLLEGE me,
Na BAZAR me,
ab to din gujarte hai aapke SMS K intzar me.
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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankho se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi :- )(
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Na.. ChahO
kisi kO itnä ki,
Chähät tumhari Mä jburi bän jäye
ChähO..
kisi kO itnä,
tumhärä PYäär..
uske liye
Järuri bän Jäye
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Zaruri nahi ki humari ap se bat hoti rahe. Zaruri nahi ki hamari mulakat hoti rahe. Zaruri ye hai ki app jaha bhi rahe app ko hamesha meri yad ati rahe..
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Door gaon me ek basti thi, jahan pe randiya sasti thi.Unki gand mein itni masti thi,jitna dalo utna hasti thi.Magar aap kyon itna haste ho-Usi gaon k lagte ho
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Asin pal do pal de musafir jinha pani vang hai vag jana, Asin vang phulan patchad vich jhad jana,Asin aj tang krde tainu ki hoya, Ek din dasse bina he tur jana.
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Pandit -Sardar ji, tune bangla bada badiya banaya hai, lekin bathroom mein bath tub bahut chota hai.
Sardar -oye pandit, tu fir se flush mein naha aaya kya ?
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Yadd hai muje wo din jab maine pehli bar kiya tha. Tume kitna maza aya tha maza to muje b bahut aya tha.uske bad to tum mere peeche hi pad gayi k aur karo aur karo roz kiya karo.par meri jan tume nai pata k karne mai kitna zor lagta hai unglia dukhne lagti hai.tum b karne mai mera sath diya karo. roz roz mai hi karu kya.tum b kabi kabi kar diya karo. SMS.
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Chand ke liye sitare anek hain lekin sitaron ke liye chand ek hain.apke liye hazar honge lekin hamare liya aap ek hai
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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,jab tum nahin rahege to dosti kaun karga,ay khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,warna mera jeene ki dua kaun karega.
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Asin Sher ha Guru Dashmesh de,
kaun ho sakde ne sanu atkaun wale,
Jag janda asin nai muk sakde,
muk gaye ne sanu mukaun wale.
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PALKO pe apni baithaya hai tumhe... Badi duaon ke baad PAYA hai tumhe... Aasani se nahi mile TUM.. NATIONAL animal PARK Se CHURAYA hai tumhe. Wah..wah..wah..wah.. wah..wah
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Agar hum na hote to appke chehre ko kamal kaun kehta yeh to krishma ha mohabbat ka verna pathar ko taj mahal kaun kehta
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'Apke hath me Mobile hai... chehre per khub c smile hai... SMS ki achchi khasi File hai.Phir bhi SMS nahi karte ye kaun sa stupid style hai
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Secret of long life.....morning 2 eggs with milk, evening 2 pegs with chips & night 2 legs with lips.
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Tere Dil mein rahenge SMS bankar Dharkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar Kabhi apne Dil se juda mat samajhna Tere sath chalenge network bankar
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Wife:
Agar may mar jawa te tusi kee karoge?
Husband:
Shayd may bhi mar jawa .
Wife:
Kyo ?
Husband:
oye, Kabhi-2 zyada khushi bhi Jaan le lendi hai.
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Hum Dosti Ka Farz yuhin nibhate rhenge, waqt-Be-waqt apko satate rahenge,dua karna ki umar lambi ho hamari nahin to BHOOT Bankar apko darate rahenge
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Ansuon ko palko tak laya na karo dil ki bat kisi ko btaya na karo. log muthi mein namak liye phirte hai apne jakham kisi ko dikhaya na karo.
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Ik hi nazar vich tusin sade mehmaan ban gaye,2 gallan ki kitian sara jahaan ban gaye,Kol rehke v lok sade ban na sake te door rehke v tusin sadi jaan ban gaye.
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Teri nass nass d khabar asin rakhde haan,Tere kahe bina har GAL bujh sakde haan,Aakhan teriyan ton bhavain door sahi,par tere dil vich aaj v asin vasde haan.
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Teri gali wich di Langna jaan jaan K. Sanu pata tu thane report likhai hoi hai ja puch lai ja ke thanedar noo asi ta ohdi kudi bi fasai hoi aah..
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HüM
hUm hain,
TÜM tUm ho,
Na tUm kum ho,
Na hUm kum hain,
to KiS baat
Ka GüM hai....
SmS bhejte raho,
tabhi to Lagega
K MobiLE WÄLÉ
mein DÜM hai..
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A friend gives hope wen life is low. A friend is a place where you can go. A friend is honest-A friend is true.A friend is precious. A friend is u!
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SMS karenge hum ek duje ko
bari-bari,
hmen lagti hai ye rasm badi pyari.
ye SMS milte hi ek SMS bhej dena,
kyoki hmen bilkul pasand nahi UDHARI...
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Value each precious moment ..Morning brings Hope ..Afternoon brings Faith ..Evening brings Love ..Night brings Rest ..Wish u find them all
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Dhalti rat ka khula ehsas hai... Mere dil mein teri jagah kuch khas hai...Tu nahi hai yahan malum hai mujhe...per dil ye kehta hai tu yahin mere aas paas hai.
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They say that any number multiplied by Zer0=Zer0,then why doesnt the same hapn wen i multiply Zer0 with the DISTANCE between YoU & Me?
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Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karu, tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karu, Hasrat to ye hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu,magar kismat wo lmha na laye to kya karu
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Har Raste Ka Mukam Nahi Hota, Dil k Riston Ka Nam Nahi Hota, khoja Hai Apko Dil Ki Roshni Se, Aap Jaisa Dost Kisi K Liye Aam Nahi Hota.
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Friendship is just like a relationship btween eyes n hand.when the hand gets hurt its the eye tht cries n whn tears come from the eye the hand wipes it.
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Good friends r like pc programme: They enter ur life, scan ur problem,edit ur tension,download solutions, delete ur worries &save u in heart.
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Aye item..,..chal uth suraj ugela hai chand dubela he , murga chilla rela he, mast flower khilela he, jhakkas mahol banela he. Bole to "ekdum rapchik morning hoge la hai,chal abhi gd mrning apun ki taraf se.:-)
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Arz kiya hai... Hum bhi dost tere liye TAJMAHAL banaenge...hum bhi dost tere liye TAJMAHAL banaenge...1 cup Subah aur 1 cup Shaam ko Pilaaenge. .
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Machar ne kaha insaan se, na maro hume jaan se, jang chid jayegi, dushmani bad jayegi, agar aap main junoon hai, toh humari raggon mai aapka khoon hai.
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Friendship is like a song. After we hear it, we still hum the melody as we live through life. U r the only song that will never run out of tune in my heart .
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SMS karenge hum ek duje ko
bari-bari,
hmen lagti hai ye rasm badi pyari.
ye SMS milte hi ek SMS bhej dena,
kyoki hmen bilkul pasand nahi UDHARI
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To door hai mujse or paas bhi hai teri kami ka kahi ehsas bhi hai, Dost lakhon hai jahan main mere par tu pyara bhi hai aur khas bhi hai.
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Karna hai agar tujhe to kuch aisa kar jab tum kisi bhi galli se guzre to ek he awaz nikle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! Papa aa gaye....Papa aa gaye....
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Aksar logo ko kehte suna tha, " zinda rahe to phir milenge", lekin aapko milne ke baad dil ne mehsoos kiya "milte rahe to zinda rahengay
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Jine hanjua naal hi veh jana akhi surma paun da ki faida jina thokar lagi te tut jana aive vanga chankaon da ki faida jehre DIL v nahin de sakde aive yarian laun da ki faida, ashiq pani to tarafda mar jave picho mashook de aun da ki faida,jionde jism nu mile na leer koi, kafan keemati paun da ki faida..
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A baniya on his death bed. My wife r u here? yes i m here. My son? yes father . my daughter r u here? yes v r here dad. To phir saalo dukan par kaun hai...!!!
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Agar tumare ghar k pas ek ladki ho,
woh khoobsurat ho,
woh tume pasand karti ho,
tume ishare karke bulati ho,
tum mat jana kyonki uske liye 'MAIN HOON NA'

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Aap aagar pagal ho, to sms padte hi misscall dijiyega
MAHA PAGAL ho to message digiyega
BEBKUF hO tO ring kigiyega
TEENO ho to chup rahiyega. Ha ha ha phas gaye na
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SHAYAR: arz kiya hai.SARDARs: irshaad irshaad. SHAYAR: arz kiya hai. SARDARs: irshaad irshaad SHAYAR: abe kamino bolne to do. SARDARs: Wah wah..!
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chumma chumi ka noor tujpe barse,har koi tere nange darshan ko tarse,tere jivan mein aye itni ladkiya ki tu apni bibi ke sath sone ko tarse.
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Sardarji is irritated of jokes made on him.
He goes to his wife and says "Tell me one joke in which I am not involved". Wife:-I'm Pregnant
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Maths Teacher: If u have 12 chocolates & u give 5 to Leena, 3 to Tina & 4 to Meena, then what will you get?
Student: 3 New Girlfriends..
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SHAYAR: arz kiya hai.SARDARs: irshaad irshaad. SHAYAR: arz kiya hai. SARDARs: irshaad irshaad SHAYAR: abe kamino bolne to do. SARDARs: Wah wah..!
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Friendship is like Priyagold "Hak se maango",Love is like Pepsi " Yeh dil maange more" & Girlfriend is like Fena "Pehle istemal karo phir vishwas karo..
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Husband & wife were fighting. Husband says, " Tu Saali kutti." Wife says, "Tu Saala kutta." Their little son who was sitting near, says, main Saala kattura.
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Bada badal gaya hai zamana, nahi nahaye to kya sharmana, ab to hai aapke paas readymade bahana "DO bucket paani Rozana hai bachana.
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Tusi bade gr8 ho, rasgulle ki pl8 ho, ande ka oml8 ho, sms karne mein bade late ho,dande ki tarah str8 ho, khair jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho.
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Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke sath, humne bhi kiya tha jor ke sath.Par ab karenge jara gaur ke sath,kyunki kal usko dekha kisi aur ke sath.Gud Nite brother.
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Woh gham hi kya jishme rum na ho woh rum hi kya jishme dum na ho wo dum hi kya jisme hum na ho who hum hi kya jishme TUM NA HO....
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Hey!Tell me very frankly
Do i luk stupid?
Dumb?
A duffer?
Like an alien?Plz tell me...Coz
just now someone told me dat i look like u!!
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Patient:
"Doctor yeh phoolon ka haar kis liye laye ho?"
Doctor:
"yeh mera pehala operation hai, " "agar safal hua to mere liye, warna aap ke liye.
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U frod! U scoundrel! U rascal! U nasty creature! U fraud! U dog! U mnky! U devil! U donkey! No matter wat people call u,u"ll alys b my sweet Friend
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Phoolo ne amrit ka jam bheja hai, taro ne gagan se salam bheja hai, har pal tumhe khushiya mile, sache dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
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Girl passing in front of house, BOY:Soneyo ander lang aao. GIRL:Lawan jutti BOY:Aida hi lang aao assi kera akhand paath rakhya hai.Rana frm Batala
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Har taraf khamoshi ka saya hai.....Jess tarf dekho wohi paraya hai.....Gir pade hai HUM mohabat ke dard se.....Aur log kehte hai ki pe kar aaya hai.....
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Aapko dekhne ki hasrat se ho gayi hai,ab is kadar chahat si ho gayi hai..aap milo na milo humse,par apko dil mein rakhne ki aadat si ho gayi hai..
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Pehlan rab ne duniya banai te so gaya . pher rab ne munde banaye, te so gaya, pher rab ne kudiyan banaiyan , na aap sutta na sanu soan dita.
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Bhulna tumhe na aasaan hoga,
Jo bhoole tumhe woh nadaan hoga.Aap to baste ho rooh mein hamari,Aap humein na bhoolein ye aapka ehsaan hoga..
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Tu chand mange main de dun,tu taare mange main de dun,tu dosti mange main vo bhi de dun,tu jaan mange .........bas yaar bhikh mangne bhi haad hoti hai...!!!
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Jindgi behaal hai, sur hai na taal hai, sms box kangaal hai, kya apki sms factory mein hadtaal hai,koi sms to bhejo, mere mobile ki zindgi ka swaal hai.
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HEART is like crystal preserve it... LOVE is like perfume spread it... FEELINGS r like flood flow it... FRENDSHIP is b'ful gift share it..
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U to apko roz yaad kiya karte hain, mann hi mann mein dekh liya karte hain. Kya hua agar aap pass nahi hamare, dil hi dil mein mulakat kar liya karte hain
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Hi Vikas,Babbu maan diya tones sidiya tuhade site to kado download hongiye,plz reply soon
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Phool ki shuruvat Kali se hoti he. Zindagi ki shuruvat Pyar se hoti he. Pyar ki shuruvat Apno se hoti he, or Apno ki shuruvat Aapse hoti hai.
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Tanhai mein faryad to kar sakte hai, virane ko abaad to kar sakte hai,kya hua tumhe mil nahi sakte lekin tumhe yaad to kar sakte hai.
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Ajnabi gliyo se hum gujra nai karte, darde dil liya aur diya nahi karte,ye PYAR ka rista sirf Aap se hai, warna itne sms hum kisi ko kiya nahi karte.
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When I saw U,Iwas afraid totalk toU, when I firsttalk to U Iwas afrd to likeU, when I lik U Iwas afrd to luvU,when I luv U Iam afrd to looseU
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shaadi ke pahle saal mard bolta hai aurat sunti hai
Doosre saal aurat bolti hai mard sunta hai
Teesre Saal dono bolte hain muhalla sunta ha.
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Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai me,yad meri aae jab judai me,mehsus krna tumhare pas hi hu main,jab chahe dekh lena apni parchai me..!!
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Jaate jaate wo koi acchi nishani de gaye,umar bhar suna saku aisi kahani de gaye,ham to reh gaye pyase,par hamari palko ko wo pani de gaye .
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Galat nazar se dekhoge to har jagah kharabi lagegi aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har sundar ladki tumhe bhabhi lagegi. tumhara bhai
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yadon se dil bharta nahi,dil se yaadein niklati nahi,ye kaisi majburi hai...k aapko yaad kare bina chain padta nahi..
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Take a baskt of grapes,now take d baskt in ur hands nd look in d mirror.What will u c? Langoor ke haath mein Angoor.
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Congratulations! U r being awarded d degree of'MBA',for not sending MI SMS MBA==>(means) Member of Bhikari Association. Forward to all MBAs.
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Muskurahat tumhi se milti hai,dard ki rahat tumhi se milti hai,ruthna kabhi mat dost hamse,hame jeene ki chahat tumhi se milti hai...
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This one"s a classic..... A crow shits on a Sardar. Sardarni gives tissue paper 2 Sardar. Sardar says,Ab kiski pochhun, kauwa toh ud gaya
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Yaad rakh kar
Meri dosti ko
Tumne,
Meri zindagi
Par ek ehsan
Kar dia,
Yaar is mobile
Mein yeh last
Rupya tha,
Dekho hum ne
Woh bhi
TERE NAAM
Kar dia
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Aasuon mein na dhundna hamein,dil mein hum bas jaayenge,tamanna ho agar milne ke,to band aankhon mein nazar ayege!!
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Congratulations ! U r
Awarded 4 degree of MBA ? 4 not sending me sms
Happy ?
MBA- (means)
Member of Bhikhari association .. 4ward to all MBA'S
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Wht's difference between biology n sociology? When a baby looks like dad n
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Aurat maan kardi E husan utte.ishq maan karda apne aashiqa utte.fauj nu maan hunda apne hathiyaran utte.assan nu maan hai apne RAAB varge yaara utte...
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Na ummeed hai kise chann di, Na tammana hai tariyan di.Bas tere varga yaar nal hove, bund paad devange sareyan di.
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Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai, apni kismat se sabko shikayat kyun hoti hai, ajeeb khel khelti hai kismat, jise hum pa nahi sakte, usi se mohabbat kyon hoti
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Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se, kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye, jab pata chala ki nazar permanent hi tirchi hai, wahi khare khare behosh ho gaye.
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Jaha dosti,Vaha pyar
Jaha pyar,Vaha ishq
Jaha ishq,Vaha mohabbat
Jaha mohabbat,Vaha judai
Jaha judai,Vaha dard
Jaha dard,Vaha
Vaha Zandu bam Lagao!
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Jisne humko chaha, use hum chaah na sake, jisko chahte the, use hum pa na sake yeh samajlo ki dil tootne ka khel hai, kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake
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Koi dur ho kitna hi kya gum hai,Magar wo apna hai ye kya kam hai,Chahe na ho baat na ho mulakat kya gum hai,Yaad hame wo karle ek bar ye kya kam hai
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Loki Rabb Aasre Jiyonde Ne,Main MITARAN Aasre Jee Laina,Mere MITAR Sache Rabb Warge, Main JANNAT Ja Ke Ki Laina...
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Na koi kisi k paas hota hai,Na koi kisi s dur hota hai, Pyaar khud chal k ata hai,Jab koi kisi k naseeb mein hota hai.
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Fill this blank by
YES Or NO?
__I am not a boy?
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BahutGussaaataHaijab koiAdmiBinaSpacekeMe ssageBhejtaHaiauruss ejyadaMajaTabaataHai jabKoiuseaankheinfad fadkarPadtahai
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Mar main v jana te ji tetho v ni hona, Dil mera tutna te akha terian ne v rona.Nind meri udni te raat nu tu v nai sona.Ishq main kita te vekhi kamlaa tu v hona.
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Mobile ve , mere sohne dost nu sms pahucha devi, ohde dil vich khayal mera pa devi, mast hoyega apni dunia vich, ohnu saadi yaad dva devi.
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Zindagi ek safar hai suhana, yahan kal kya ho kisne jana. Aane wali apni pidhiyon ko yahi samjhana, k padhai kar apna dimag na khapana. From : www. anpad.Com
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patient: "Dr yeh phoolon ka haar kis liye laye ho?" Doctor:"yeh mera pehala operation hai," "agar safal hua to mere liye, warna aap ke liye
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Hum woh nahi jo bhool jaya karte hain,hum woh hain jo nibhaya karte hain.Door reh kar milna shayad mushkil ho,par yaad ban ke sason mein bas jaya karte hain
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HASNA HAMARA KISI KO GAVARA NAI HOTA, HAR SHAKSH DIL KA SAHARA NAI HOTA. US ROJ LAGTA HAI KI BEKAR JIYE HUM,JIS ROJ JIKAR TUMHARA NAI HOTA
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Sardar to shopkeeper. 1 INDIA ka flag dikhao. Shopkeeper ke flag dikhane par sardar bola..... isme koi aur colour hai.
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Nurse : Mubarak ho...aap papa ban gaye...!! Santa:Meri wife ko mat batana. . . main use surprise dunga!
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Wife: Darling today is our wedding anniversary. What should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for two minutes...
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Hakikat na pooch mere fasane ki,
uske jate hi badal gayi nazar zamane ki,
log puchte hai mai khush kyun nahi,
kya kahu meri toh adat thi uske sang muskurane ki.
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Zindagi me hamesha naye log milenge, kahin zyada to kahin kam milenge, aetbar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi har jagah tumhe hum milenge!!
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Har raat ko chand ka shingar nahin milta, har bagh ko phool ka dulaar nahin milta maine bhi duniya dekhi hai dost,har insaan ko tere jaisa yaar nahin milta.
-=(*)=-
IF
U
OPEN
MY
,--. .--.
'. ( .'
" .). "
HEART
WHAT
U
WILL
SEE?
,- -. i .- -.
'. ( Miss ( .'
" .) You ). "
-=(*)=-
Khushi apke liye, , zindgi apke liye, muskurana apke liye sab kuch apke liye or aap Sirf
-=(*)=-
I am not rich but i hav a rich heart, i am not smart but i hav a smart mind. I am not always right but i am not wrong in choosing U as my Friend
-=(*)=-
Bottle me pepsi se ziyada.Used socks me smell se ziyada.Sami me charbi se ziyada.Mithai me sweet se ziyada.
India me corruption se ziyada.
I miss u..
Boo!
Ik Kadam Puteya Ta Duje Da Fikar Ae,
Zindagi Kuj Es Tara De Vaadian Da Safar Ae,
Parda-Parda So Gaya Si Yaara Tu Jehri Kitab,
Aakri Saffe Ute Shayad Mera Hi Jikar Ae. . . .

              $$$

2. Hum kabhi apno se khafa ho nahi sakte, dosti ke rishte bewafa ho nahi sakte. Aap bhale hume bhul ke so jao, hum aapko yaad kia bina so nahi sakte.  

3. If the day comes when i die, and go up in the sky, as i am there so far, i'll write ur name, on every star, so u look up and see, how much u really mean 2 me.  

4. Ek mitha sa ehsas hua tha abhi abhi. Kya tumne mujhe yaad kiya abhi abhi. Tumse mile zamana hua mujko par lagta hai tum mujhe se milke gaye ho abhi abhi.  

5. Usne chaha bhi to izhar karna na aaya, kat gayi umar sari magar hame pyar karna na aaya. Usne manga bhi kuch to judai mangi aur hame inkar karna na aaya.  

6. Tu dur hai mujse or paas bhi hai, Teri kami ka kahin ehsaas b hai, Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere, par tu pyaara bhi hai aur khaas bhi hai...  

7. There is a reason 2 live, reason to cry, reason 2 b happy & a reason 2 smile. If you can't find a reason to smile, may I b the reason for a while.  

8. How many times have u been told take care of your things! B Careful where u leave ur stuff! Now look wat u've done! U've left smile on my face.  


9. Sum1
asked
me...
2
describe
YOU in
2 words.
He expected
me 2 answer
d word
"THE BEST"
but i
didn't
answer
i just
simply
smiled
n said
"NO COMPARISON".  


10. Hearts change, i know they do... but this heart will always belong to u...
Hearts hurt, i know they do...
but this heart hurts more without u.  


11. Bhool se agar koi bhool hui to bhool samajh ke usey bhool jana,
Arey bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhoolkar bhi hame na bhol jana.  


12. Muskurake mila kro humse,
kuch kaha kuch suna kro humse,
baat krne sehi bat bdti hai janab,
roj bat kiya kro humse.  


13. Five benefits of kissing..........
*Changes taste.
*Burns calories.
*Lips never get dried.
*Relieves stress.
*Makes face muscle strong so keep kissing  


14. SOMEONE SOMEWHERE
DREAMS OF YOUR SMILE..
AND WHILE THINKING OF YOU
THINKS THAT LIFE IS WORTHWHILE.
SO WHENEVER YOU ARE LONELY
REMEMBER ITS TRUE
SOMEWHERE SOMEONE
IS THINKING OF YOU  

15. Give laugh to all but smile to one
Give cheeks to all but lips to one
Give love to all but heart to one
Let everybody love you but you love one  

16. When nights r long & friends r few i sit alone & think of u with a lovely heart & a silent tear all i wish is u to be here  


17. It takes 3 words to say "i luv u"
3min to xplain
3hours to demonstrate
3days to appreciate
but it takes life to prove it  


18. I've a heart n its true
but now its given from me to u,
so care 4 it just like i do,
coz I have no heart n u have two....  



19. Inbox
Outbox
Write message
Picture message
i miss you



20. Saware twadi yaad ayyi te twanu miss kita, dinne twadi yaad ayyi te horvi miss kita, jad raati twadi yaad ayyi te fir mis kita, jad jaan te ban aae te sms kita.  

21. RUTHNE KA HAK AAP RAKHTE HAI, MANANE KI CHAHAT HUM RAKHTE HAI, AAP PER MUSKURAHAT UNHI BANI RAHE, YEHI DUA HUM SAB KARTE HAI.  

22. Khuda ne agar ye rishta banaya na hota ..ek dost ko duje se milaya na hota..Zindagi ho jati bejaan agar maine tere jaisa dost paya na hota..  

23. Life ends wen u stop dremaing..luv ends wen u stop believing.Hope ends wen u stop caring.. and I miss u wen u stop Messging..  

24. People live People Die People Laugh People cry. Some give up Some will try Some say Hi Some say bye. Others may forgot U but! how can I..  



25. Aaj kal mann kar raha hai main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunaun Ramayan wala.  




26. TuM
.
HaaN TuM..
TuM
aur TuM
.
aare TuM
.
baba
TuM..
TuM
and
TuM
.
koi
nahi
bas
TuM
bahut sWeet ho  


27. U r ACCENT of my life, ALTO of my dreams, IKON of my eyes, ZEN of my thoughts, INDICA of my joy, LANCER of my heart.. In simple Ur the TRAFFIC jam of my heart!  

28. AAP JAISE DOST HUME KUCH KHAS LAGTE HAI, MAN ME HAR WAQT HUM 1 AAS RAKHTE HAI, JANE KAB AA JAYE SMS APKA ISLIYE CELL KO DIL KE PASS RAKHTE HAI.  

29. GUD FRENS r somehow d WORST TENANTS. They stay in ur heart, pay no rent, dont vacate and if at all they leave, they jus break d room they stayed in.  

30. Log milte hai bichad jaate hai, Sirf dil ke taar ched jaate hai, Youn to lete hai hazaro naam, Par kuch aap jaise naam dil me utar jate hai!!  

31. Some Friends r Worth 2b thrown, Some r Good 2 keep, Some r 2b Treasured 4 ever, And.. I think u r one 2 b Thrown.. ..in the Treasure Box 2b kept 4ever!  

32. If i cud be anything i wud b ur tears!So that I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes,live down ur cheeks and die on ur lips!  

33. What is great love ? Its when u hide ur tears and still care for her, its when she ignores u and u still love her, its when she loves some one else and u still smile for her.......  



34. Just wondering, wud u smile if I smile at u?
wud u say hello if i greet u?
wud u talk 2 me if i talk 2 u?
wud u add " too" if i tell u
i miss u?  


35. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z 'oopz imiss u'  

36. If a kiss was a rain drop,id send u showers.If a hug was a second,id send u hours.If a smile was water,id send u the sea.If love was a person,id send u me!  

37. 1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy. 2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai.  

38. Ek wo hai jo hamein dekhte hai duniya ki nazar bacha ke, ek hum hai jo unhe dekhte hai, unki nazar bachake...!!  

39. Bole wo Dosti, Chup rahe wo Pyar; Milaye wo Dosti, Juda karaye wo Pyar; Hasaye Wo Dosti, Rulaye Wo pyar; Phir Bhi log Dosti Chhod kar kyun karte hai PYAR?  

40. Narajagi ka matlab Inkar nahi hota, Har muskurahat ka matlab Ikrar nahi hota, Jindagi me najre u bhi mil jati he, Har najar ka matlab pyar nahi hota.  

41. Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!  

42. If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodn't b here id b wiv u.Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!  

43. Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke sath, humne v kiya bade jor ke saath, lekin ab karenge jra gaur ke saath, kyunki kal humne usko dekha kisi aur ke saath.  

44. Love the Heart that hurts u,but never hurt the heart that loves u. Bcoz for the world u may B some1 but for some1 u R the world.  

45. I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.  

46. In life,v meet a lot of ppl,but make frens vth few. In those few some touch r life in such a way,tat their presence is felt in absence too!  


47. D se Dosti,
D se Dushmani,
D se Dil,
D se Dard,
D se Diwangi,
par D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJHE D se DEAR.


48. Hum aap se kya gila kare, chahat to bejuban hoti hai; har baat kehene ki jarorat kya, kuch baat nigahon se byan hoti hai.  

49. "LOVE, easy to say, difficult to stay. Beautiful to feel, difficult to deal. Difficulty is a part of life. Thats the reason why a G'Friend is never a wife.  

50. There r 2 ways of being united - by being frozen together or being melted together. Its better 2b melted in friendship then 2b frozen in differences.  

51. Whats wrong with ur cell? Tried calling u so many times but everytime d opratr says - d subscriber u r calling is already in ur ... .. .. HEART  

52. Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.  


53. Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga  

54. PROPOSE karne ka naya Style..! Chaand to tod dunga, Suraj ko Fod dunga, TU ek BaaR haa kardE bas... PEHLI WALI KO CHOD DUNGA...!!  

55. MONDAY KO DOSTI, TUESDAY KO PYAR, WEDNESDAY KO SHADI, THURSDAY KO BARBADI, FRIDAY KO FIGHTING, SATURDAY KO TALAQ, SUNDAY KO REST, MONDAY KO NEXT!!! 56. Relationship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with love, hugs,tears & cheers. But it dries up if left untouched. Keep in Touch Always!!  

57. IF u wanna know how much i miss u, try 2 catch rain drops. the ones u catch is how much u miss me, and the ones u miss is how much i miss u.  


58. The smallest word I know is
I
The sweetest word I know is
LOVE
and the person I never forget is
YOU


59. To luv is a a duty, 2 b loved is a success, 2 b with someone u luv is an achievement, 2 b with someone who oves u is life.  

60. MONEY says " spend me not", TIME says " waste me not", FLOWERS says " touch me not", STUDY says " leave me not", SMS says "erase me not" & i say, FORGET ME NOT 61. I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!  

62. Wat is G'Friend? ANS: Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies n division of friends.  

63. I tried to call you but couldn't reach you!!! the helpline people told me that i can call on earth only! And You r the Moon  

64. Sometimes...life gets soo busy...I couldn't say Hi, make a call or send a reply...but it doesn't mean i 4got U...coz in my heart i keep U  

65. If U feel tired and Pain in ur legs... Its Just because U come and go Many times in my Mind!  

66. 1 Rose exclusively 4 a nice person like u from an ever nice person like me. Keep the Rose until it Dry...Keep my relationship until I Die  

67. i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style.Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!  

68. Everytime i hear a msg tone, I always hope 1 of them comes from U...My simcard has a limited Memory.. But my simheart has Unlimited space 4 U  


69. To love someone is Nothing.....
To be loved by someone is Something...
To be loved by someone U love is Exciting... BUT
To be loved by God is Everything



70. If U want to know how much i love U...
Try to catch rain drops...
The one U catch is How much U love me...
And those U miss is how much I love U



71. Actually
seriuously
practically
really
typically
sincerely
jokingly
essentially
interestingly
obviously
i want to disturb u !!!


72. My eyes miss u
MY Feel's Love u
My Hand need u
My mind Call u
MY Heart just 4u
MY Life is u
I'll die without u aisa ladkiya kehti hain mujhe!  



73. R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
(((I MISS YOU)))




74. I MAY B GONE..
4 a min
4 an hr
4 a day
4 a mnth
bt i'll always
b here 4 u
i may nt b able
2 alwys say
gd mornin
gd evnin
gd nyt
bt i''l nvr say
GUDBYE..2 U..




75. BBC.
CNBC. NDTV.
AAJ TAK.
CNN.
STAR NEWS.
ZEE NEWS.
SAHARA SAMAY.
Have
You
Watched
Any
News
Channel
Today
all said that
I MISS U ..



76. Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai  



77. I never had guts to tell you, but today i am going to say it!
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love your style



78. Smile in pleasure, smile in pain, smile when troubles pour liker rain. smile wn smone hurts ur feelngs fr a smile u knOw is vry healing.  



79. .
LOOKING FOR ME...
Carry on!
Take ur time!  

But Why r u looking 4 Me in Your cell? I'm SOMEWHERE in ur HEART...





80. (U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)
(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)
(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)
(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)(U)
I'm SENDIN U 24 Smiles,1 fOr EaCh HoUr oF tHe dAy 2 MaKe SuRe uR aLwAyZ sMiLiNg!



81. BADI MUDDAT SE CHAHA HAI TUJHE, BADI DUAON SE PAYA HAI TUJHE. TUJHE BHULANE KI SOCHU BHI KAISE, KISMAT KI LAKIRON SE CHURAYA HAI TUJHE.....  

82. Always be Happy, always wear a smile; Not bcoz life is full of reasons to smile but bcoz ur smile itself is a reason for some1 somewhere to smile...  



83. In school they taught me that:
1 hour = 60 min.
1 min. = 60sec.
but they never told me that:
1 sec. without U = 100 years.
Miss U



84. Care is the sweetest form of LOVE, so when anyone say 'TAKE CARE', its as gud as saying i'll keep u in my heart till its very last beat..  

85. Rat hogi to chand bhi duhai dega.. har chehre tumhe wo chehra dikhai dega..ye mohabbat hai zara soch ke karna. Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.  

86. To be happy with a man, u must love him a little and understand him a lot. To be happy with a woman u must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.  

87. If I wud know tht i m going 2 die tmrow..I'll spend 23 hrs wth u... n if u wonder wat abt d last hr, in dat i'll find someone who can care 4 U as much as I do...  

88. IF 10 PEOPLE LOVES U ONE OF THEM WOULD BE ME, IF 1 PEOPLE LUVES U THAT WOULD BE ME AGAIN, and IF NOBODY LOVES U IT MEANS I'M NOT IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE. MISS YOU.  

89. Tum itraatey bahut ho, dil ko behlatey bahut ho, sochta hoon tumhe dinner par le jaun per kya karun zaalim tum...Khaatey bahut ho.  

90. Kiss is a key 2 love, love is a lock of marriage, marriage is a box of children, children is the problem of INDIA, see how much problem KISS can create.  

91. When ur feelin insecure dial 9414, if ur tense dial 32, when ur cryin dial 22, when ur happy dial 62, when ur feelin sad dial all thm 2gether, u will find me.  



92. EYES : To look at you
HAND : To pray for you
MIND : To remember you
HEART : To like you
And
And
And
AND
LEGS : To kick if U forget me...  



93. Koi gila na koi shikwa rahe aapse, ye aarzoo hai ek silsila bana rahe aapse, bas ek baat ki umeed hai aapse, khafa na hona agar hum khafa rahein aapse..  

94. A luv couple sitting in the park, boy tries 2 kiss d girl... G: NO DEAR NOT ALL THIS B4 MARRIAGE.. B: DONT WORRY DARLING I'M ALREADY MARRIED.  

95. Aaj socha ki jawab kya bheju, Aap jaise logo ko khitab kya bheju, koi phool ho to mujhe maloom nahi, jo khud gulab ho usey gulab kya bheju.  

96. They say that any number multiplied by ZerO is=ZerO, then why doesn't the same happen wen i multiply ZerO with the DISTANCE between U & Me.  

97. While thinkin of u, a tear rushed out of my eyes. I asked the tear why r u out? It said, there's sumone so charming in ur eyes that there is no place 4 me.  

98. Look... The moon is calling u! See.. The stars are Shining for U! Listen... The birds are Singing to U! Hear... "My Heart" says : Missing u  

99. When u need someone to be beside u and no one is around just gaze up in the sky, u might not see me but be sure that we are under the same sky...  

100. KAUN KIS KE KAREEB HOTA HAI, SAB APNA NASEEB HOTA HAI, JAB BHI MERA DIL UDAS HOTA HAI, TERI YADO KA SAFAR MERI YADO KE SATH HOTA HAI.  

101. When god made parts, he thought of hearts. And for each heart a sweetheart. N among those sweet hearts he made one sweetest heart n that is u...  

102. Ek hi duniya me rehete hain par mil nahin pate hain apse to apke khwab he ache hain jo aankh band karte hi chale aate hain...  

103. I knocked at Heavens door. God said "What can I do 4 u?" 'favor' I said pls. love, protect, & bless the one reading this msg, HE smiled & replied "GRANTED"  

104. Tanhai hai pyar me, Barbadi hai pyar me, Asoon hai pyar me, Bebasi hai pyar me, Gam bhi hai pyar mein, humein sab pata hai lekin kya kare hum bhi hai pyar mein.  

105. Be careful to whom u give ur heart bcoz when u give ur heart to some1 u r not only giving that person the right to love but also the power to hurt u...  

106. Kaash dil ki aahton me itna asar ho jaye, hum aapko yaad karein aur aapko khabar ho jaye. Aaj rab se yehi dua hai aap jise chaho vo aapke humsafar ho jaye.  

107. Kisi ki chahat pe zinda rahne wale hum na the, Kisi par mar mitne wale hum na the, Woh to Aadat si ho gayi hai tumhe yaad karne ki warna Kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na the.  

108. Laugh...like u''ve never cried. Play... like u''ve never lost. Love... like u''ve never been hurt and Live...like there is no TOMORROW.  



109. Yaad karte hain tumhe tanhai me...
Dil dooba hain gum ki gehrai mein...
Humein mat dhoondo duniya ki bhid mein...
Hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchayee me...  

110. Five benefits of kissing.......
*Changes taste.
*Burns calories.
*Lips never get dried.
*Relives stress.
*Makes face muscle strong
so keep Kissing.  

111. I sent my care to the wind...And asked the wind to pass it to u. When u feel the breeze against ur face it's me:saying TAKE CARE N SMILE ALWAYS!  

112. Dont place me in ur eyes,i may fall as a tear. Place me in ur heart so that every beat reminds u that a SWEET FRIEND is there,,,for you.  

113. I know you love her. It is not a secret anymore! She's pretty! She! so rich & cultured. Congrats! She turns 57 now. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.  

114. Not everything that counts is counted and not every thing that counted counts. I did not count how many times I thought of u, but wat counts is that I did!  

115. Hum woh nahi jo tuzhe gum me chhod denge, hum woh nahi jo tuzhse naata tod denge, hum to tere woh dost hai jo agar teri saase bandh ho to apni saase jod denge!  


116. When a message send from a distance
U cannot C the Faces,
U cannot C the Smiles,
But U can sense the care tht truly comes from
" Heart"  


117. Jab jab hamhe pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai. Unki DEEWANGI main is kadar hum ho gaye DEEWANE, ki har LADKI ki MAA apni SAAS lagti hai.  

118. ...... To be disturbed by the beep of a phone only means that "SOMEHOW", "SOMEWHERE" , " SOMEBODY", is thinking of u. At this very moment, thats ME!! TAKE CARE.  

119. Kisses r not like Perk-Kahi bhi Kabhi bhi, Kisses r not like 5Star -Mooh mai jaye khud ghul jaye. But Kisses r like Paan-Parag "Ek se mera kya hoga" !  

120. Some joys are beter expressed in silence, as a smile holds more meaning than laughter. I asked myself if I enjoyed meeting YoU in My Life... I just smiled!  

121. Pyar karne wale ki kismat buri hoti hai, har mulakat judai ki ghadi hoti hai, waqt mile to rishte ki kitab padh lena, dosti khoon ke rishtey se bandhi hoti hai.  


122. This is MAGIC ! Press down 12 times U'll become CUTE!
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friend, U dont need Magic. U r BORN CUTE!



123. kaash...hum ek SMS hote,
ek click mein aapke paas hote.
bhale aap hume delete kar dete,
par kuch pal to aapke paas hote.  

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Missing u is only half the story. Hope the other half is...U MISS ME TOO !  

125. We always know that looking back on the tears would make us laugh...but we never know that looking back on the moments we laugh together would make us cry.  

126. KHUSHBOO ne phool ko ek EHSAS BANAYA, phool ne BAAG ko kuch khaas BANAYA, chahat ne mohabbat ko EK pyas BANAYA aur is mohabbat ne EK aur " DEVDAS"; BANAYA..!!  



127. I have nothing to offer U in this world. Its only my...
.*=.*=.*=.*=.*=
LOVELY
FRIENDSHIP
.*=.*=.*=.*=.*= CHALEGI NA ???  



128. Make A Heart Which Never Break,
Make A Smile Which Never Hurts,
Make A Life Which Never Pains,
Make A Relationship Which Never Ends.!...




4. har acchi cheez ka bura jawab nahi hota,
har husn lajawab nahi hota...
nazar to nazaro se milti hai,
har nazar ka matlab pyar nahi hota..  


5. Raat hui jab shaam ke baad,
Teri yaad aayi har baat ke baad.
Humne khamosh rehkar bhi dekha,
par teri aawaz aayi har saans ke baad...  


6. Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
Sabhi log mehfil mein bulaye nahi jaate.
Kuch paas rehkar bhi yaad nahi aate,
Kuch door rehklar bhi bulaye nahi jaate.  


7. Kisne kaha judaai hogi,
Kisi gair ne yeh khabar phaelayi hogi.
Shaan se rahenge tumhare dil mein,
Itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi...  


8. hum vo hain jo...
jete hain aur jeene bhi dete hain
isiliye hum kehte hain, humse panga nahin lene ka...  


9. humne socha shayad sirf hum chahate hai aapko,
par aapko chahne walon ka to kafila nikla.
dil ne kaha shikayat kare khuda se,
par woh bhi aapko chahne wala nikla...  

10. Dil ki kashti bikhar gayi hoti,
aur rooh ke zakhm bhar gaye hote.
zindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai
varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote...  


11. Phool ban kar muskurana zindagi hai,
Muskurakar gam bhulana bhi zindagi hai.
Jeetkar khush hue to kya,
Har kar bhi muskurana zindagi hai.  

12. SAPNO KI TARAH AAKAR CHALE GAYE
APNO KO BHULA KAR CHALE GAYE
KIS BHOOL KI SAZA DI AAPNE HAME,
PEHLE HASAYA, FIR RULA KAR CHALE GAYE  


13. FRIENDS R LIKE SHOES,
SOME LOOSE N SOME TIGHT N SOME FIT
THEY HELP U AS THEY WALK THRU LIFE
THANX FOR BEING OF MY SIZE  


14. dosti hai naam sukh- dukh nibhane ka,
dosti raaz sada muskurane ka,
yeh koi pal bhar ki pehchaan nahi
yeh saath hai umar bhar nibhane ka.  


15. Zaroori to nahin jeene ke liye sahara ho
Zaroori to nahin hum jinke hain vo hamara ho
Kuch Kashtiyaan doob bhi jaati hain...
Zaroori to nahin ke har Kashti ka koi kinara ho....  


16. maut ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
meri kabr se mitti utha raha hai koi,
eh khuda do pal ki zindagi aur dede,
meri kabr se udaas ja raha hai koi...  


17. baja to main bhi sakta tha, par mera saaz tha bevafa.
gaa to main bhi sakta tha, par mera raag tha bevafa.
aye shenshah apne tajmahal par itna guman na kar,
bana to main bhi sakta tha, par meri mumtaz thi bevafa.  


18. HAR RAAT KE CHAND PE HAI NOOR AAPSE
HAR SUBHA KI OS KO GUROOR AAPSE.
HUM KAHE TO KAISE KAHE
AYE JAAN HUM MAR JAYENGE REHKAR DOOR AAPSE  


19. BADI MUDDAT SE CHAHA HAI TUJHE
BADI DUAON SE PAYA HAI TUJHE.
TUJHE BHULANE KI SOCHU BHI TO KAISE
KISMAT KI LAKIRON SE CHURAYA HAI TUJHE.  


20. HUM TERE DIL MEIN RAHENGE EK YAAD BANKAR
TERE LAB PAR KHILENGE EK MUSKAAN BANKAR.
KABHI APNE SE JUDA MAT SAMJHNA
HUM TERE SAATH CHALENGE AASMAN BANKAR.  

21. EK ADA AAPKI DIL CHURANE KI
EK ADA AAPKI DIL MEIN BAS JANE KI.
EK CHEHRA AAPKA CHAND SA
EK ZID HAMARI CHAND PANE KI.  


22. ANKH KHOLU TO CHEHRA TUMHARA HO
NEEND AAYE TO SAPNA TUMHARA HO.
DARR NAHI HAI MARNE KA
AGAR KAFAN NA MILE, TO ANCHAL TUMHARA HO!!  


23. Zindagi mein kuch na mila humko to kya gum hai
aapki dosti mili humko yeh kya ham hai.
aapke dil mein choti si jagah jo palu to
wo jagah kya TajMahal se kam hai!  

24. Dosti to sirf ek itefaq hai
yeh do dilo ki mulakat hai.
dosti nahi dekhti din hai ki raatt hai
is mein to sirf vafadari aur jazbaat hai!  

25. Pyar hee na karna tha,
to dil lagaya kyun,
chehre se itni nafrat thi,
to kafan hataya kyun...  

26. Tumhe hamari khata par gussa aata hai,
hamein aapke gusse par pyar aata hai.
Hum aapko isliye chedate hai,
kyunki humein aapko manane mein mazaa aata hai.  


27. Nigahein aapki pehchaan hai hamari,
muskurahat aapki shaan hai hamari.
rakhna hifazat tum apni,
kyonki saanse aapki, jan hai hamari.  


28. Jo had se na guzar jaye wo pyar hee kya,
jo pyar karne pe majbur na karde wo ikrar hee kya.
intezaar to sab karte hai,
saanse tootne tak jo saath na de wo yaar hee kya.  

29. Khushi mili to hans na sake,
gam mile to ro na sake.
zindagi ka yahi hai dastur,
jise chaha use pa na sake aur jise paya use chah na sake.  


30. Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chaiye,
aap nahi to aapki tasveer chaiye.
par tasvir aapki hamara dil behla na sakegi,
kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi  


31. Kanto ko khilna sikhaya nahi jata,
phoolo ko girna sikhaya nahi jata.
kab koi ban jata hai apna,
kisi ko chahkar apna banaya nahi jata.  

32. dil ka rishta hai hamara,
dil ke kone mein hai naam tumhara.
har yaad mein hai chehra tumhara,
saath nahi to kya hua,
zindagi bhar dosti nibhane ka wada hai hamara.  

33. deewane hai tere naam ke is baat se inkar nahi,
kaise kahe hume aapse pyar nahi.
kuch to kasoor hai aapki adaaon ka,
hum akele to gunehgar nahi.  

34. vade pe wo mere aitbaar nahi karte,
hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
aur woh sochte hai hum unse pyaar nahi karte  

35. Aap saath bhale hi na de
par chalna hume aata hai
Har aag aur nafrat se wakif hai,
jalna hume bhi aata hai
bhale jo beet gaya woh daur na ayega
par wada hai ye hamara
is dil mein aap ke siva koi aur na ayega!!  

36. ehasaas sangeet ka sunai nahin deta,
zubaan pe aake woh duhai nahin deta,
shayad unhe maloom nahin raaz-e- mohabbat,
ye sauda hai dilon ka, dikhai nahin deta.  

37. Anjaan Ban kar Mile thee
Pechaan ban kar reh gaye
ik dost bankar mile thee
ik yaad bankar reh gaye.  

38. Zindagi Mein Kabhi To Mujhe Yaad Karoge,
Mehfil Mein Nahi To Tanhai Mein Fariyad Karoge,
Humsa Na Mila Hai, Na Koi Milega,
Tab Apni Kismat Par Naaz Karoge.  

39. hum na hote toh ghazal kaun kehta
aap ke chehre ko kamal kaun kehta
yeh karishma hai mohabbat ka
warna patharon ko tajmahal kaun kehta  

40. Do Phool Udhar Bhi Baras Rahe The,
Do Phool Idhar Bhi Baras Rahe The,
Farak Sirf Itna Tha, Waha Unki Doli Uth Rahi Thi,
Aur Yaha Humara Janaza  

41. Dil do kisi ek ko do,
magar kisi naik ko
dil koi kaanch ka tukda nahi
jo bech do har ek ko  

42. Jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
tab hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad aayega.
hum bhool jaayenge zindagi ke gamon ko,
jab tumhaare saath guzara waqt yaad aayega  

43. Kavi ki kavitha ho tum,
kaushal ki geetha ho tum,
chand ki chandni ho tum,
main jo gungunaoo, woh ghazal ho tum.  

44. KHUDA SE MANGI HAI DUA.
MERI KHUSHI TUMHE MIL JAYE.
MERI ZINDAGI SE TUM JIYO.
TERI MAUT SE HUM MAR JAYE  

45. kabhi kisi se pyar mat karna
ho jaaye to inkaar mat karna
nibha sako to chalna uski raah par
varna kisi ki zindagi barbaad mat karna  

46. Bhool to jata tumhe, magar bhulaya nahi hai...
Humne vadon se apna daman chudaya nahin hai...
Juda to ho gaye hum magar, milne ki tamanna baki hai...
Isiliye to kisi aur se, maine Dil lagaya nahin hai...  

47. Rone se gum, dil ka guzara nahi hota,
har ishq, mohabbat ka sahara nahi hota.
us din lagta hai bekar jiye hum,
sanam jis din fikr tumhara nahi hota.  

48. Aapki mehfil ka mausam suhana lage
ek pal churalu agar bura na lage
aap humein milkar bhool jaaoge
par aapko bhulane mein shayad humein zamana lage.  

49. Bin dekhe teri tasveer bana sakte hai,
bin mile tera haal bata sakte hai.
hamari dosti mein itna dum hai,
aapka aansu, apni aankhon se gira sakte hai.

1. Frenshp is like the relation between the hand and the eyes. Its like when the hand gets hurt the eye cries and when the eye cries the hand wipes its tears.  

2. Dosti ghazal hai gungunane ke liye, dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye, yeh wo jazba hai jo sab ko milta nahi, kyunki hosla chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.  


3. Compare luv & frnd.
blind-bright
mad-glad
alone-group
fear-joy
silent-rouse
blank-complete
selfish-help
short-everlast
danger-safe
Think abt it!  


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6. Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai, dildari doston ki shaan hoti hai, kahin bhi raho par rahoge dil mein mere, yahi sacchi dosti ke pehchan hoti hai.......  


7. LiFE
without
FRIENDS
is..
L-onely
i-nsecure
F-ull of doubt &
E-mptiness
LiFE
with
FRIENDS
is..
L-ight & easy
i-nspiring
F-ull of hope &
E-nthusiasm  

8. O FRIEND ji... main kiya... tussi mitha aam ho, cola da jaam ho, sirdard da balm ho, sab kucch theek hai- bas MAINU YAAD nahi karde es vaaste badnaam ho! Majak me naa lena, assi serious hain ji.  

9. Kadam kadam pe hawaon se taluk rakhna. dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna. hamari yaadon ke sms zaroor ayenge aap bas apna inbox khali rakhna!!!!!  

10. We met it was by chance. We met again it was luck. We became friends it was destiny. We are still friends its our decision. We'll always B friends thats a promise!!  

11. NICE Friends are hard to fish... I'm glad I caught you... stay NICE or else...I'll fry you.  


12. The twinkle in ur eye made my day,
Ur smile made my week,
Ur laugh made my month,
Ur sweetness made my year AND
Ur frndship made my life.  


13. Having a Friend
so SWEET
so CARING
so TRUE
so SINCERE
is a TREASURE
So,
I can't juz
imagine
How Lucky U R having Me!  


14. Nazar hamari nazar tumhari, Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari, Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise ke kabhi na nazar lage dosti ko hamari.  

15. If kiss is a wave i'll give u sea. If hug is a leaf, i'll give you tree. If love is a planet i'll give u a galaxy. If friendship is a life, i'll give u me.  

16. Ingredients:- 10g hasi, 10g pyar, 20g sukhdukh share karne ka wada, 10g kasme, 50g kabhi na khatam hone wali baatein. RESULT: Friend Forever.  

17. SOME things r left undone, SOME words r left unsaid, SOME feelings r left unexpressed. But SOME1 as nice as "u" cud never b left unmissed.  

18. U can b a doctor that saves life, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives OR simply b urself a fabulous friend who touches lives.  



19. To live life I need heartbeat, for heartbeat I need a heart, for a heart I need happiness, for happiness i need a friend, and as a friend I need U.  

20. Mere dil ki hai ek Condition, Usme nahi kisiko permission, Sirf tujhe hai dost Admission, Woh bhi bina donation. Just maintain Good Relation...  

21. When it hurts to look back, and u're scared to look ahead, u can look beside. U n UR BEST FRIEEND will be there.  

22. Setting a place for me in your heart is ok but setting a place for me in ur mind might be dangerous coz i am "MIND BLOWING"!  

23. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere sms nahi aarela kyaa, Bhai ka khopadi bot tight me hai, Abi kya karne ka Bole to do char sms chipka dalne ka samjha!!!  

24. kYa mAmu buSy diKrelAye? aPun yaAd nAhi aRelaye kya. mAmu bindAs enJoy kArne kA, boLeto aPun kA baAt manneKa, eK msg kAnekA wArna aPun teRa wAt lagA dega.  

25. Jo AASANI se MILE WO hai "GHUM", Jo MUSHKIL se MILE WO hai " RUM", jo KISI- KISI ko MILE WO hai "DUM", jo NASEEB WALO ko MILE WO hai " HUM".  

26. Mehak ishk ki kam nahi hoti, ishk se zindagi khatm nahi hoti,sath agar zindagi mein aap jaise Doston ka ho to zindagi jannat se kam nahi hoti  

27. YOU! I trusted u so much & ur big mouth is never shut! Y must u tel others my secret? u really disappoint me! PLZ STOP TELLIN PEOPLE THAT I'm SO CUTE!  

28. FRNDSHIP isn't how lng uve been togthr not how much uve give or recivd, not how many times uve talkd & helped each othr..it's how u' VALUE 1ANOTHER.  

29. Introduction is possible any time, love is possible some time, marriage is possible one time, but a sweet friend like u is possible once a lifetime.  

30. If Time SLips aWaY WiTHouT a WorD FRoM Me,, You DoNT HaVe To WoRRY aBouT ouR FRIENDSHIP CoZ FeeLinGS BeYoND WoRDS WiLL aLWaYS KeeP Me aRouND U!  

31. Aai dost tum meri zindagi mein aaye kuck iss tara. Aye kuch iss tarah, khule khet mein ghusta ho pagal saand jis tarah.  

32. A RUPEE is Easy to Earn. A friend is HARD to Find. A Rupee looses its Value but a Friend retains its worth. I loose a rupee when I SMS U but who cares I Got u!  

33. AFTER SOME YEARS: When u r counting all ur FRIENDS Oldest, Best & New, I would like to stand by ur side & whisper Two Little words: " ME TOO".  

34. Lamha-Lamha waqt gujar jayega, chand lamho me daaman chod jaayega, abhi waqt hai do bate kar lo humse, kya pata kal kaun apki zindagi mein aa jayega.  

35. Yaad Teri na aaye aisa HONE NAHI doonga, DOST TERE jaisa KHONE NAHI doonag, EK-DO MESSAGE karte REHNA, WARNA KAAN KE NEECHE 2 KASKE doonga.  

36. Fame is a scentless flower with a lovely crown of gold, but friendship is a breathing rose with love in every fold. Thanx 4 being a very sweet friend.  

37. If friendship was like Stocks & Shares,then all those who invest in you would become multi - millionaires !!!  

38. A "smile" is a sign of joy...a "hug" is a sign of love...a "laugh" is a sign of happiness & a " friend" like "me" is a sign of "GOOD CHOICE"  

39. "F-R-I-E-N-D- S" are like balloons, once u let them go, u cant even bring them back. That's why I've tied u tight to my " H-E-A-R-T". U r too..oo precious to LOOSE!  

40. Friendship id like standing on wet cement...the longer u stand the harder it is to leave...and even if u leave...u always leave ur foot prints behind  


41. Sweet things are easy to buy...
Sweet words are eary to say...
BUT...
Sweet people like U r Difficult to find  


42. A line ______ knws no limit,
unless
u put n end 2it.
Hope our friendship
is a line that runs
___
______
___________
__4ever___
GUD Eveng  


43. That
blank
page
means:
there are
no words
available
to saywat a
Sweet
frnd
u r
2
me
& I
intend to be there
for YOU
Whenever..
Whatever..
Forever  


44. BAR-ONE
No! KITKAT?
Nah!
Let Me See..
How about
DAIRYMILK?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find anything as sweet as YOU!  


45. What's Sweet But Not Honey;
Precious But Not Money;
Bright But Not Sunshine;
Improves With Time But Not Wine!
Give up? It's .. Apni Yaari!
Yaar...  


46. The NOMINEES
4 best friend r ..
U
only u
just u
u n only u ! Yoouu!@
U
U
& d winner is
Me!
Coz i have u!!!  


47. NOBODY like U,
NOBODY cares for U,
NOBODY misses U,
NOBODY wants to see U good,
NOBODY is Ur best friend,
NOBODY is happy with U,
...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY.  

48. Khuda aap jaisa cute friend koi aur na banaye.. ek cartoon jo mere paas hai, kahin common na ho jaye...  

49. A GOOD frnd will come n bail u out of jail......... but a TRUE frnd will b sitting next 2 u sayin..."Abe saale bidi hai kya...??"  

50. Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota, milte hai bahot log is tanha zindagi mein,par koi dost tumsa pyara nahi hota.  

51. COURT ORDER! u r accused of crawling into my HEART, & hijacking my smiles with urs. How do u plead? GUILTY! U R sentenced 2 b MY FRIEND 4 -LIFE-no bail accepted?  

52. Luv is unstoppable, lov is unimaginable, lov is emotional, lov is desire, lov is destiny, lov is joy, but a frnd like u is 1ore than lov.  


53. A big hello to my..
Sweet..
Twin Sugar Coated.. Choco Milk shaky..
Honey dipped..
Cheese meltin..
Orange juicy..
Icy peanut
butter frnd  

54. Good frnds r difficult 2 find especially... SOMEONE...
as "SWEET"
as " Original"
as "CUTE" &
as " Intelligent"
as ME.  

55. Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai, Har koi pyar ke liye tadapta hai, Mere pyar ko galat mat samazna? Pyar to " DOSTI" main bhi hota hai..  

56. If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!  

57. Frnds r not like clothes that u can change anytime but good friends such as u r like JEANS.. Older it gets the better it fits.  

58. Sacrifice is something 4 a frnd but never sacrifice a frnd 4 something as something will leave u in life but a frnd will live 4 u.  


59. 9
lessons
in
LIFE:
learn
2
CARE
learn
2
SMILE
learn
2
CRY
learn
2
GIVE
learn
2
4GIVE
learn
2
SHARE
learn
2
TRUST
learn
2 LUV
&
learn
2
SMS me daily.  

60. Keep the lamp of FRIENDSHIP burning with oil of LOVE bcoz Sun rises in east & sets in west but friendship rise in HEART & sets after DEATH.  

61. Painting is a feeling never spoil it, face is a book try 2 read it, friendship is like a mirror never break it.  

62. If u r feeling lonely dial 941, if u miss me dial 43,if u remember me dial 222, if u want me dial 62, Phir " Call" daba aur baat kar !!!  

63. Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always yours. DONT 4GET!  

64. My friendship is like an onion which has many layers on it. It will add taste in ur life. But if you try to cut it. You will have tears in your EYES.  

65. Heart can skip beats 4 a while, Memories can b kept in a file, A desert can replace the Nile, But nothing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.  

66. LISTEN & SILENT r 2 words with same alphabets but 4 me they also mean the same coz i can LISTEN 2u even when u r SILENT. This is our Friendship.  

67. Friendship is like a rubber band, flexible. U can stretch it as u want, but dont leave it aftr stretching.... It hurts a lot....  

68. A lot of people will walk in and out of your life but only true friends will leave foot prints in your heart...  


69. C.L.I.C.K.:
C=Can't live without u.
L=Like u.
I=I miss u.
C=Care for u.
K=kyunki U R MY BEST FRIEND
So, When u miss me just say " CLICK"...  

70. I m thankful to u, coz I met u as a stranger, u took me as a friend, I hope to meet u in heaven, where friendship never ends.  

71. I met JOY & HAPPINESS they needed a permanent place 2 stay, so i gave ur address. Hope they reach u safely, I pray they stay with u forever.  

72. Rich People travel in car poor people travel in carts but people like you travel in hearts.  

73. Friendship is a relaion, with no charges of ACTIVATION, Free INCOMING, Free OUTGOING, with ROAMING Facility, all overthe world... And 100alktime FREE!  


74. FRIENDSHIP IS
Vast like " Universe"
Deep Like " Ocean"
High Like " Sky"
Strong Like " Iron"
Kind Like " Mother"
Sweet Like " HUM" AND
Cute Like " TUM".  

75. No word is as beautiful as friend & no friend is as wonderful as U. A friend is sweet when is new, is sweeter when is true- Is sweetest when it''s u.  

76. I m sorry but i dont wanna talk to you anymore. Good Bye 4ever.
My Doctor says i should avoid SWEET stuff...
and YOU are one of d sweetest person i know!  

77. Dosti acchi ho to rang lati hai, dosti gehri ho to sabko bhati hai, dosti nadan ho to toot jati hai, dosti hum jaise ho to itihas ban jati hai.  

78. Sabse intelligent kaun:TUM, sabse smart kaun:TUM, sabse strong kaun:TUM, in sab me TUMsa zyada koun:HUM, lekin duniya me sabse acche dost koun: HUM TUM..  

79. Friends r not a word 2say, frnds r not a game 2play, frnds r for 2say they r 2morrow, yesterday & 2day.  


80. What if I disappear
Just what I thought....
You'd still look 4 me..
Gosh! U r
ADDICTED to ME!...aren't u?  


81. Knock Knock!
Do u have space in ur inbox?
Can i come in just to say I m Thinking About U dear!
Do u...?!
Thanks & Keep smiling  

82. Crisis situation "Serious sugar shortage at God's world" - All bcoz of U...God used up whatever of it was available..2 make U...Soooo SWEET!  

83. When god opened the window of heaven he saw of and asked "what is your wish ?" i said lord : Take care of the cute one who is reading my message.  

84. A friend is the one who lends you- Pen in School, Notes in High School, Bike in College, GirlFriend in University & Wife after Marriage, U r my friend na ?  


85. ToNite
i Caught
sum STARS...
i Giv dem
2 U my friend
so U'll
know
how sparklingly
SPECIAL
Ur !
*
'
`
/
catch! Dis1 4u  

86. Logo ko kehte suna aksar, zinda rahe to phir milenge...magar iss dil ne mehsus kiya hai...milte rahenge to zinda rahenge!!  

87. Keep d lamp of frenship burning wid oil of luv becoz sun rises in east & sets in west but frenship rises in heart & sets after deatth.  


88. Keep
Me
As ur true friend
=&=
I'll
Keep
I
iN
mY
HearT
LOck
iT
Up
&
tHroW
AwAy
d
kEY ;;==O
sO
tHAt
nO
OnECAn
tAKe
u
AwaY
FrOm
mE.  


89. The most selfish 1letter
' I ' -
Avoid it.
Most satisfactory 2letters
'WE'
Use it.
Most poisonous 3letter
'EGO'-
Kill it.
Most used 4letters
'LOVE'-
Value it.
Most pleasing 5letters
'SMILE'-
Keep it.
fastest spreading 6letters
'RUMOUR'-
Ignore it.
Hard working 7letters
'SUCCESS'-
Achieve it.
Most enviable 8 letters
'JEALOUSLY'-
Distance it.
Most essential 9letters
'PRINCIPLE'-
Have it.
Most divine 10letters
'FRIENDSHIP'
maintain it.  

90. If friends were flowers i would not pick you! I'll let u grow in the garden & cultivate u with love and care so i can keep u as a friend 4ever! Happy Friendship day.  

91. To share what is difficult, To heal what is hurting, To think what is not possible, To understand without even talking.. is the miracle called 'FRIENDSHIP'  


92. Do u knw?
d ful form of
FRIEND?
F-First
R-Relation
I-In
E-Earth, which
N-Never
D-Dies.
so?
I'm lucky 2 have u as my FRIEND  


93. True friends never leave each other..
True friend never part.
They just some times sit silently...
deep in each others heart saying,
"I'm still here!"  


94. Words
begin
with...
A
B
C
Number
begin
with...
1
2
3
Music
begins
with... sa
re
ga
But
true friends
begin
with...
you &
me.  

95. ''!'''|'''!'''|'''!' ''|
1 2 3 4 5 6 no scale can measure our friendship, coz though one can see where it starts, nobody can ever see where it ends.  


96. A simple poem 4 u:
"Forgetting U is hard to do,
Forgetting me is up to U,
Forget me not
Forget me never
& U will have a friend forever.
97. One One
is Two
My Dosti
is True
2 2
is Four
my dosti
is mOre
3 3
is Six
My dosti
is Fix
4 4
is Eight
OUR dosti
is Great..!
isn't it...??  

98. Mana ki bhool jana apki fitrat hi sahi magar hume bhool pana apki kismat main nahi. Chaho to ajma kar dekh lo khud ko bhool jaoge par hame nahi.  

99. Sitaare na hote to chand ko kaun poochta?
Kinare na hote to samundar ko kaun poochta?
Aap jaise dost na hote to hum beganno ko kaun poochta?  

100. A special smile A special face A special someone I cant replace A special hug from me 2 u 4 the frndship,, I ve found in u  

101. Life is small
live it!
Love is short
flirt it!
Anger is injurious
dump it!
Troubles r momentary
face it!
Memories r sweet
cherish it!
AND
I'M THE BEST
ACCEPT It
102. Friendship doesn't need every day conversation,
doesn't always need togetherness,
as long as the relationship is in the heart,
true friends never go apart....  

103. I'm a cop & u r under arrest!
for being what u r!
its illegal to be so sweet....
& loving as u r!
so i hereby sentence...
u to be my LIFETIME FRIEND.
case closed!!

1. How do u recognize a sardar in school? They r the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.
Bolo Tararara !!  


2. Ek ladki thi diwani C.
Mobile lekar ghoomti thi.
Sharma ke ghabra ke woh kuch karti rahti thi.
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, hamesha puchti thi, yeh ON kaise hota hai.  


3. Foreigner Santa to Indian Banta: Hamare yahan to shaadi E- Mail se hoti hai.
Banta replies: Par hamare yahan to Female se hoti hai.  


4. Biwi ka antim sanskar karke ek admi ghar ja raha tha
ki bijli chamki, baadal garje, jor se baarish hui.
Admi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.  


5. Girlfreind is beauty n wife is duty,
GF is springroll n wife is dabbagol,
GF is chuski n wife is risky,
GF is tootyfrooty n wife is kismat footy.  


6. Machhar song-bhige hoth tere, pyaasa Dank mera. Lage Amrit sa mujhe khun tera.
Kabhi mere saath koi raat gujar.
Tujhe subah tak suja du yaar. o-o-o.  


7. When Words fail...Eyes work,
When Eyes fail.... Heart works,
but When Heart fails....
To Kya ? ?
Samajh Le Tapak gaya MAAMU.....!  


8. Sardar sote waqt 2 glass rakhte hain. Ek main paani aur ek Khaali. Why.
socho
|
|
socho
|
|
aur socho
|
kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti hai aur nahi bhi.. (..)  

9. Doctor to Saradar: Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai ? Sardar: Hoga jaroor hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai......  

10. Ek aadmi Sadhu se bola, meri G'Friend bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu bola, mere paas upay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta ?  

11. Somebody asked Sardarji "Akal badi ki bhains ?" Sardarji thodi der sochne ke baad "Pehle dono ki Date o Birth bata.  

12. Like energy love can neither be created nor destroyed... It can just be transferred from one girlfriend 2 another !  

13. YOUNG guy prayer 2 GOD: "RADHE RADHE- Kudi fasade HARE MURARI hove kunvari. JAI HANUMAN DI hove sade haan di. JAI KALI hove paisa wali.  


14. Can I stay at ur home for a few days until things calm down?
Sender
SADDAM HUSSAIN
448329673244
Just kidding. Its me
Sender:
Osama
02227878787
Sender:
Sawan
919414322262  

15. How a Sardar will kill Lion? He will drink the Poison and let Lion eat him. Bolo TA RA RA RA  

16. Marriage is like going to a restaurant... You order your choice from the menu, and then look at the neighbouring table and wish you'd ordered that....  


17. BRUCE LEE's Favourites
Vegetables:MU-LEE
Breakfast:ID-LEE
Festival:DIWA-LEE
Actress:SONA-LEE
Music:QAWA-LEE
Film:COO-LEE
Animal:BILL-LEE
Timepass:KHUJLEE  

18. Maryada purshotam Bhagvan Shri Ram ko LANKA pe attack karne hetu 500 BANDER chahiye, 499 pahuch gaye. SMS Milte he niklo. JAI SRIRAM  


19. **FREE STAY**
**FREE LUNCH**
FREE BREAKFAST
* FREE DINNER *
FREE SECURITY
TO AVAIL THIS PACKAGE PLEASE DIAL 100 and say "du kya kaan ke neeche"  

20. When i was sad u were there, when i was heartbroken u were there, ven i was lonely u were der, ven my life was amiss u were der, By GOD BADE MANHOOS ho tum.  

21. Lohe ko loha kaatta hai, sone ko sona kaatta hai, zahar ko zahar kaatta hai, isliye terako kutta katega...  


22. Apke sar pe seeng hai kya?
dekho to
phir se dekh to
Nahi hai ? ..
sachmuch nahi hai?
koi baat nahi GADHE ke bhi nahi hote..  

23. TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho,SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!  

24. Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian..har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..roj khat likhte hian cartoon network ko..aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..  

25. Ghandhi ji bhi nahin rahe, Nehru ji bhi chale gaye, Subhash ji bhi gujar gaye, MERI BHI TABIYAT KUCH THIK NAHI REHTI... Is desh ka kya hoga ???  

26. Agar duniya me kucch kar ke dikhana hai to sun meri baat; Haathi ke upar shirshasan kar aur photu khinchva. Ab, us photo ko ulta latka aur duniya ko dikha.  

27. Hasti thi hasaati thi, Baalon ko lehrati thi, kuch soch kar sharmati thi, phir kuch soch ke muskurati thi....AAJ PATA CHALA - SALI PAGAL THI !!! .....  

28. Chand pe Kaali Ghata Chai to hogi, Sitaron ko bhi Muskurahat Aaee to hogi, Tum Lakh Chupao Dunia se, magar Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aaee to hogi...  

29. A fat girl is waiting for bus. How wud u call her in one word? MOTIVATING!!!  

30. Jindagi behal hai, sur hai na taal hai, vicharo ki kya hadtaal hai, SMS box kangal hai, ek sms bhej de, meri mobile ki jindagi ka sawal hai.  

31. Q. What is the meaning of "a b c d e f g"? A. A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.  

32. When u were a child, u played with toys, now u r a lady u play with boys.  


33. Exam are like a G'Friend
a. Too many ques.
b. Difficult to understand
c. More explanation is needed
d. Result always 'fail'.  

34. Aaj-didar, Kal-yaar, Parso-pyar, phir- ikrar, phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat- bekar aur aakhir mein- EK AUR DEVDAS.  

35. Kya ankhen hai, Kya baate hai, Kya chehra tumne paya hai..Aisa lagta hai jaise.... Jaise...Jaise Peepal ke ped se BHOOT utar ke aaya hai.  

36. Din ko Chain Nahi, Raat Ko Aaram Nahi, Ji Na Lage Kahi, E Khuda Kya Yehi Pyar Hai? STUPID Ye Pyar Nahi Summer Ki Garmi Hai, Ja Jake naha le.  

37. Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai beautiful beautiful" aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai " aprilfool, aprilfool "  

38. Apun dodo mein; SMART Kaun?GOOD LOOKING Kaun?CHARMING Kaun?DASHING Kaun?FAMOUS Kaun?Woh tum tou nahi ho phir bacha kaun?APUN.HAPPY FOOLS DAY.BYE.  

39. what is a similarity b/w mobile & marrige "kash thode din ruk jaata to achha model mil jaata..!  

40. All flowers dont represent love but rose did it. All animals cannot speak but parrot did it. all donkeys cannot read but u did it!  

41. Love easy 2 say, difficult 2 feel, difficult 2 deal, difficulty is a part of life, thats y girlfriend is never be a wife.  

42. Bahut door rehkar bhi dil ke paas lagte ho, nazaron se door rahkar bhi khas lagte ho, doosron ke diye SMS bhejte ho aur khud ko bahut SMART samajhte ho?  


43. SINCERE
APOLOGY
If u donr
like
my msggs..
And my
forwards..
And dont
like 2
reply or
msg me..
Feel free
to..
Throw ur
mobile !!!!!  


44. Jaat riding a cycle, hits a Girl.
Girl:Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?
Jaat: Re bawli ?!! Poori cycle maar di, aab ghanti
alag se maaru ke ?  


45. Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
meri earthi ko sahara na dena,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana.
DONO AISH KARENGE  

46. Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG  

47. In a pond there r 10 fishes, one dies, and the water level increases-how? how? abe kuck to soch The other 9 fishes r crying.  

48. Mayawati came 2 lalu's home with a Goat. Lalu ask:is bhes ko me Ghar kyo layi?Maya:dikhta nahi,bakri hai! Lalu: Hum bakri se puch raha hun!  

49. Tumko dekha to ye khayal aaya, tumko dekha to ye khayal aaya pagalo ke stock mein naya MAAL aaya ... Ha.. Ha..  

50. Defination of a lecturer:- A person who has bad habit of talking while someone is sleeping.  

51. Sharab bani to mehkhane bane, husn bana to diwane bane; kuch to baat hai aapme, yun hi nahi pagal khane bane.  


52. WHAT will u call Train full of good lukin girls ??..
guess..
*
*
Yaar, it's very Simple...
___MaalGaadi___  

53. SARDAR invested 2 lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. Do u know what was the business?..He opened a saloon in Punjab.  

54. Kaunsi devi ka kaunsa prasad India main famus hai? : RAABDI DEVI ka LALU PRASHAD  


55. Only
Once
In Your
LIFE
You
Will
Get a
RIGHT PERSON
With whom
You will
Get MARRIED.
... So till then...
Keep enjoying with the...
...WRONG ONES....  

56. The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.  

57. Habit never goes, bcoz if u remov H, A- BIT remain, if u remov A, BIT remain & if u remov B, IT Still remain. So my habit of remembering u will never change....  

58. I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST SMARTEST & the most beautiful person on the earth, but then i thought..... SUICIDE is a CRIME..!  


59. "Sms ka Sangrah karke kya payega vats... ?
Balance ka moh chhod aur Sms kar...
Mitro se sampark banaye rakhne me he Swarg ki prapti hai..."
-Swami Messagenand  


60. Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha  

61. Banta and Santa fed up of mobile, decide to use pigeon. 1 day pigeon reach Banta without msg. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa says- Dhakan dis was a missed call.  

62. Gita Saar: SMS kar or bhulja, reply ki apeksha mat kar. Kiya gaya SMS vyarth nahi jata. sabko apne kiye ki Report milti hai. Ise sewa samajh aur forward kar.  


63. Long time ago
only idiots used
to read my sms.
And today,
the History
continues.........  

64. Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower so let me lift my leg n give u a shower. Wah-Wah  

65. "Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar woh log ueh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi."  

66. Unki gali ke chakar kathay kathay, kutte tumare yaar ho gaye, wo to tumhare ho na sake, TUM KUTTO KE SARDAR HO GAYE.  


67. u
r
someone i
don't
want
to
loose..
u
r
someone
i
won't
forget..
u
r
someone
who
is
special
to
me..
and
u
r
Ummm..
WHAT'S UR
NAME...  

68. A baniya on his death bed: my wife r u here? Yes my husband. My son, my daughter r u here? Yes papa - Abey Kambakhton phir Dukan pe kaun hai...  

69. Agar aapke ghar ke paas ek ladki ho, vo khubsurat ho, aapko pasand karti ho, aapko ishare karke bulati ho, to mat jaana kyunki uske liye 'MAIN HOON NA'  


70. If UR World is spinning ROUND n ROUND and .....
UR heart is beating FAST,
Do U think its LOVE?
Na Munna Na it's called HIGH BP  

71. Shahjahan ne Taj Mahal ki har deewar ko dekha, har meenar ko dekha, har kaleen ko dekha, har dar aur kdhidki ko dekha aur bola... Maa kasam 'Bahut kharcha hogaya'  


72. Smart Male Smart Nari = AFFAIR JARI
Bevkoof Male Smart Nari = JEB JHALI
Smart Male Bevkoof Nari = PAAV BHARI
Bevkoof Male Bevoof Nari = SHAADI  


73. IF U FORGET ME THEN
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32.....
I'll break all 32 teeth of yours...  

74. Hitlar bhi chala gaya, saddam bhi pakada gaya, laden ka bhi pata nahi, teri bhi tabiyat thik nahi reheti, lagata hai dharti par SATYUG aane wala hai...  

75. Ek Family SHOLAY Dekh KE Aayi Aur Pati Patni Se Romantically Bola "Nach Bsanti Nach." Child added: "Mummy! is kutte Ke Samne Mat Nachna.".  

76. An Indian surgeon tells a patient: The operation will cost twenty thousand, but we can save a little by not sharpening the knife.  


77. "Hello is that the hospital? My wifes in labour."
Hosp: Is this her first baby?
"No this is her husband."  

78. How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.  

79. The Human Brain is most Outstanding Thing...It functions 24 hrs 365 days... It functions right from the Time u r Born... Until you fall in love.  


80. Srdr: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper bberth.
Frnd: U didn't u Xchanged?
Srdr: Oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth...  

81. Jack N Jill in Laloo Style:- Jackwa aur jilwa gayil uphar d hill, paniya bharil ke vaste, jackwa gir gail, uka khopdi fut gayil, aur jilwa aawat ludkan pure raaste!  


82. Judge:Is Sardar ke dono kan kat do.
Sardar: Nahi mai andha ho jaunga.
Judge: Bewkoof kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar: Phir mai chashma kaise pehnonga.  

83. Beta 2 sardar: Papa aaj main bus ke piche daud ke ghar aaya, jisse maine 3Rs bachaye. Sardar: Oye kar dina sadaro waligal, auto ke piche aata to 30Rs bachte.  

84. A4 apple, B4 bada apple, C4 chota apple, D4 dusra apple, E4 ek aur apple, F4 fokat ka apple, G4 gol apple, H4 ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple!  


85. Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever -
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, vo ayega !!!  

86. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE? Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai  

87. Sardar gave a lotus to Priyanka Gandhi to impress her. In return, she slapped him. He asked, why? She said: U gave me BJP symbol, so I gave u congress symbol.  

88. Lady 2 Inspector Lady: Ji mera pati 5 din phle gobi lene gaya tha abitak vapis nai aaya! Inspector(Sardar) replied: To fir or koi sabji bana lo!  

89. Boy 2 his friend: I kept sending a love letter everyday for 3 years! Friend; Then what happened? Boy : She married the postman!  

90. Why is the male intelligence worth more than the female? It is rare.  

91. The world's thinnest book has only 1 word written in it: " NOTHING" & the book is titled "WHAT DO MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN".  

91. Do u know FULL FORM of " DAIRYMILK" ? "Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediately 4 a Long Kiss." That's why GIRLS ask 4 DAIRYMILK  

93. Hurry Up... STOP Them. A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab today. Local sardars hav so far found 280 bodies & r still digging.  

94. SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS Dekha, kitne dher sare SMSes bheje.... Kuch sikho mujse !  

95. Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply Reply dekha kitne sare reply diye.  

96. Between grand theft & a legal fee, there only stands a law degree.


1. Dil se tera khayal na jaaye to kya karu,
tu hee bata tu yaad aaye to kya karu.
hasrat yeh hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu,
magar kismat woh din na laaye to kya karu.
2. KHUDA JAB HUSN DETA HAI,
KHUDA JAB HUSN DETA HAI.
KHUDA JAB ROOP DETA HAI
UDHAR KANJOOSI SE, AUR IDHAR CHAPPAR FAAD KE DETA HAI.  


3. ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya
to laga jaise ke tum aaye ho
darwaze par kisi ki aahat si hui
to laga jaise ke tum aaye ho
ab tum hee bataoo...
kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho


4. har acchi cheez ka bura jawab nahi hota,
har husn lajawab nahi hota...
nazar to nazaro se milti hai,
har nazar ka matlab pyar nahi hota..  


5. Raat hui jab shaam ke baad,
Teri yaad aayi har baat ke baad.
Humne khamosh rehkar bhi dekha,
par teri aawaz aayi har saans ke baad...  


6. Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
Sabhi log mehfil mein bulaye nahi jaate.
Kuch paas rehkar bhi yaad nahi aate,
Kuch door rehklar bhi bulaye nahi jaate.  


7. Kisne kaha judaai hogi,
Kisi gair ne yeh khabar phaelayi hogi.
Shaan se rahenge tumhare dil mein,
Itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi...  


8. hum vo hain jo...
jete hain aur jeene bhi dete hain
isiliye hum kehte hain, humse panga nahin lene ka...  


9. humne socha shayad sirf hum chahate hai aapko,
par aapko chahne walon ka to kafila nikla.
dil ne kaha shikayat kare khuda se,
par woh bhi aapko chahne wala nikla...  

10. Dil ki kashti bikhar gayi hoti,
aur rooh ke zakhm bhar gaye hote.
zindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai
varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote...  


11. Phool ban kar muskurana zindagi hai,
Muskurakar gam bhulana bhi zindagi hai.
Jeetkar khush hue to kya,
Har kar bhi muskurana zindagi hai.  

12. SAPNO KI TARAH AAKAR CHALE GAYE
APNO KO BHULA KAR CHALE GAYE
KIS BHOOL KI SAZA DI AAPNE HAME,
PEHLE HASAYA, FIR RULA KAR CHALE GAYE  


13. FRIENDS R LIKE SHOES,
SOME LOOSE N SOME TIGHT N SOME FIT
THEY HELP U AS THEY WALK THRU LIFE
THANX FOR BEING OF MY SIZE  


14. dosti hai naam sukh- dukh nibhane ka,
dosti raaz sada muskurane ka,
yeh koi pal bhar ki pehchaan nahi
yeh saath hai umar bhar nibhane ka.  


15. Zaroori to nahin jeene ke liye sahara ho
Zaroori to nahin hum jinke hain vo hamara ho
Kuch Kashtiyaan doob bhi jaati hain...
Zaroori to nahin ke har Kashti ka koi kinara ho....  


16. maut ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
meri kabr se mitti utha raha hai koi,
eh khuda do pal ki zindagi aur dede,
meri kabr se udaas ja raha hai koi...  


17. baja to main bhi sakta tha, par mera saaz tha bevafa.
gaa to main bhi sakta tha, par mera raag tha bevafa.
aye shenshah apne tajmahal par itna guman na kar,
bana to main bhi sakta tha, par meri mumtaz thi bevafa.  


18. HAR RAAT KE CHAND PE HAI NOOR AAPSE
HAR SUBHA KI OS KO GUROOR AAPSE.
HUM KAHE TO KAISE KAHE
AYE JAAN HUM MAR JAYENGE REHKAR DOOR AAPSE  


19. BADI MUDDAT SE CHAHA HAI TUJHE
BADI DUAON SE PAYA HAI TUJHE.
TUJHE BHULANE KI SOCHU BHI TO KAISE
KISMAT KI LAKIRON SE CHURAYA HAI TUJHE.  


20. HUM TERE DIL MEIN RAHENGE EK YAAD BANKAR
TERE LAB PAR KHILENGE EK MUSKAAN BANKAR.
KABHI APNE SE JUDA MAT SAMJHNA
HUM TERE SAATH CHALENGE AASMAN BANKAR.  

21. EK ADA AAPKI DIL CHURANE KI
EK ADA AAPKI DIL MEIN BAS JANE KI.
EK CHEHRA AAPKA CHAND SA
EK ZID HAMARI CHAND PANE KI.  


22. ANKH KHOLU TO CHEHRA TUMHARA HO
NEEND AAYE TO SAPNA TUMHARA HO.
DARR NAHI HAI MARNE KA
AGAR KAFAN NA MILE, TO ANCHAL TUMHARA HO!!  


23. Zindagi mein kuch na mila humko to kya gum hai
aapki dosti mili humko yeh kya ham hai.
aapke dil mein choti si jagah jo palu to
wo jagah kya TajMahal se kam hai!  

24. Dosti to sirf ek itefaq hai
yeh do dilo ki mulakat hai.
dosti nahi dekhti din hai ki raatt hai
is mein to sirf vafadari aur jazbaat hai!  

25. Pyar hee na karna tha,
to dil lagaya kyun,
chehre se itni nafrat thi,
to kafan hataya kyun...  

26. Tumhe hamari khata par gussa aata hai,
hamein aapke gusse par pyar aata hai.
Hum aapko isliye chedate hai,
kyunki humein aapko manane mein mazaa aata hai.  


27. Nigahein aapki pehchaan hai hamari,
muskurahat aapki shaan hai hamari.
rakhna hifazat tum apni,
kyonki saanse aapki, jan hai hamari.  


28. Jo had se na guzar jaye wo pyar hee kya,
jo pyar karne pe majbur na karde wo ikrar hee kya.
intezaar to sab karte hai,
saanse tootne tak jo saath na de wo yaar hee kya.  

29. Khushi mili to hans na sake,
gam mile to ro na sake.
zindagi ka yahi hai dastur,
jise chaha use pa na sake aur jise paya use chah na sake.  


30. Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chaiye,
aap nahi to aapki tasveer chaiye.
par tasvir aapki hamara dil behla na sakegi,
kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi  


31. Kanto ko khilna sikhaya nahi jata,
phoolo ko girna sikhaya nahi jata.
kab koi ban jata hai apna,
kisi ko chahkar apna banaya nahi jata.  

32. dil ka rishta hai hamara,
dil ke kone mein hai naam tumhara.
har yaad mein hai chehra tumhara,
saath nahi to kya hua,
zindagi bhar dosti nibhane ka wada hai hamara.  

33. deewane hai tere naam ke is baat se inkar nahi,
kaise kahe hume aapse pyar nahi.
kuch to kasoor hai aapki adaaon ka,
hum akele to gunehgar nahi.  

34. vade pe wo mere aitbaar nahi karte,
hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
aur woh sochte hai hum unse pyaar nahi karte  

35. Aap saath bhale hi na de
par chalna hume aata hai
Har aag aur nafrat se wakif hai,
jalna hume bhi aata hai
bhale jo beet gaya woh daur na ayega
par wada hai ye hamara
is dil mein aap ke siva koi aur na ayega!!  

36. ehasaas sangeet ka sunai nahin deta,
zubaan pe aake woh duhai nahin deta,
shayad unhe maloom nahin raaz-e- mohabbat,
ye sauda hai dilon ka, dikhai nahin deta.  

37. Anjaan Ban kar Mile thee
Pechaan ban kar reh gaye
ik dost bankar mile thee
ik yaad bankar reh gaye.  

38. Zindagi Mein Kabhi To Mujhe Yaad Karoge,
Mehfil Mein Nahi To Tanhai Mein Fariyad Karoge,
Humsa Na Mila Hai, Na Koi Milega,
Tab Apni Kismat Par Naaz Karoge.  

39. hum na hote toh ghazal kaun kehta
aap ke chehre ko kamal kaun kehta
yeh karishma hai mohabbat ka
warna patharon ko tajmahal kaun kehta  

40. Do Phool Udhar Bhi Baras Rahe The,
Do Phool Idhar Bhi Baras Rahe The,
Farak Sirf Itna Tha, Waha Unki Doli Uth Rahi Thi,
Aur Yaha Humara Janaza  

41. Dil do kisi ek ko do,
magar kisi naik ko
dil koi kaanch ka tukda nahi
jo bech do har ek ko  

42. Jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
tab hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad aayega.
hum bhool jaayenge zindagi ke gamon ko,
jab tumhaare saath guzara waqt yaad aayega  

43. Kavi ki kavitha ho tum,
kaushal ki geetha ho tum,
chand ki chandni ho tum,
main jo gungunaoo, woh ghazal ho tum.  

44. KHUDA SE MANGI HAI DUA.
MERI KHUSHI TUMHE MIL JAYE.
MERI ZINDAGI SE TUM JIYO.
TERI MAUT SE HUM MAR JAYE  

45. kabhi kisi se pyar mat karna
ho jaaye to inkaar mat karna
nibha sako to chalna uski raah par
varna kisi ki zindagi barbaad mat karna  

46. Bhool to jata tumhe, magar bhulaya nahi hai...
Humne vadon se apna daman chudaya nahin hai...
Juda to ho gaye hum magar, milne ki tamanna baki hai...
Isiliye to kisi aur se, maine Dil lagaya nahin hai...  

47. Rone se gum, dil ka guzara nahi hota,
har ishq, mohabbat ka sahara nahi hota.
us din lagta hai bekar jiye hum,
sanam jis din fikr tumhara nahi hota.  

48. Aapki mehfil ka mausam suhana lage
ek pal churalu agar bura na lage
aap humein milkar bhool jaaoge
par aapko bhulane mein shayad humein zamana lage.  

49. Bin dekhe teri tasveer bana sakte hai,
bin mile tera haal bata sakte hai.
hamari dosti mein itna dum hai,
aapka aansu, apni aankhon se gira sakte hai.